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Irlie, the evil Federation queen, faced Eva Astrider in the aft section of the stolen pod-cruiser.
“I never wanted it to come to this my young apprentice,” the older woman said, extending her hand from under her white robe. “But you leave me no choice.”

“I cannot let you pass, you know that,” Eva said, widening her stance, her long tanned legs poised up high on her three-inch pumps.

“Then we battle to the end,” the petite queen said and from her wrist she flicked her sizzling starburst vibrator to life. The vibrating wand burst welcome with a heart- clutching “Buzz AH”.

“You forget you taught me well,” the student said to teacher, as Eva flicked her hand forward and released her own 6-inch sky blue wand out before her.

“Bizz IZa,” her vibrator said.

“So, we duel,” the queen said.

“I fear there is no other way.”

Both women eased down onto the divan under below them, shucked and wiggled to get the folds of the front of their robes open, their legs spread wide, their heels still on as they dangled a foot here, a toe there. Facing each other, the woman shifted their respective butts, angled their pelvises, and with one final arched back moan from each teacher and student, queen and revolutionary, mentor and ex-friend, these champions for good and evil lifted their vibrating sex toys and poised them between their bald glistening pussies.

“To the end then?” the queen asked.

“To the end,” Eva agreed.

“Bizz Ah Zipp Biz” rose as the woman dipped their weapons of pleasure down to each other and began the long luxurious process of battling in an orgasm duel for universal supremacy.

Eva’s old teacher, the dark-haired queen of the creeping evil Federation, was an expert with vibrators of every kind. It was only when Eva was deemed worthy that Irlie had taught her the ancient arts of self pleasure with toys and how, when used effectively, Eva might be able to defeat an enemy by lulling them into a quick release orgasm. But Eva feared her old teacher had kept some knowledge back, ancient recipes for simulating vibrator usage from bygone ages when pleasuring your partner and masturbatory techniques were valued on planets before there were such things as Federation strongholds and revolutionary attacks.

Sure Eva had battled in close melee with vibrating eggs, celestial floating bullets and had even used a hand stim unit or two,(the lanky blonde had built a reputation as being a very dangerous woman with any vibrator) but she had never been up against a woman like the evil queen. She tried to breathe through the sensations, but Irlie was applying just the right amount of pressure, tapping the tip of the Vibratex Starburst at a rocking rhythmic tease to Eva’s bulging clit that the younger woman was sure would be her undoing.

For her part Irlie actually felt a slight edge of nervousness, spread vagina to spread vagina with her old apprentice. Eva had been her best student, an adept quick leaner with a steady hand and very strong will. And as she worked the tip of her well-worn vibrator against Eva’s then protruding pinpoint nub, the queen feared she might very well have unknowingly met her match here.

Even with her tiny ass clutched, her big breasts bouncing, Irlie felt her low stomach clutch as Eva lean in, seemingly ignoring the pressure and vibration on her own clit, and executed a maneuver the older woman had never thought the younger would ever try. Irlie actually thought she might come as Eva lifted her young pale wrist and pressed the long shaft of her vibrating wand vertically between the queen’s wet lips.

“I…I am so sorry,” Eva sighed as she felt her entire body meeting there at her vibrating, engorged clitoris. “I never wanted, I never wan…”

“I know my young student, I kno…kno…ohhh,” Irlie panted herself as Eva kept the pressure of the vibrator vertical and strong between her gloppy nether universe.

Both women looked up from their battle and locked eyes.

Eva felt her last vestige of reason leave her. This was too much. The simulation on her clit, the perfect artistry of her old teacher’s hand coaxing her…

Irlie’s lips were giving way to the new regime, to this upstart, this skilled and crafty vixen with the long legs and strong middle finger who was…

_SHHHzarang!!_

The pod spun, shifted and jostled there in space as the craft was hit by a tracking ray. Both women fell back, their respective vibrating weapons falling to the cold steel floor beneath their make-shift boudoir divan.

“An Emetrtl Fleet ship!” Iriel said as she jumped to her feet to look out the view screen.

“I can’t do this,” Cindy said as I came around the car to the open passenger door. “Really Fred, this is gonna be too much.”

            “Jesus girl, all you have ever said to me was how much you love your sex toys, how you almost can’t come unless you’re using one, how you even want to teach a class on how to use a vibrator, you’re so good at it. And now you won’t even do this, this simple little walk through the mall?”

            “You’re really such a light weight after all, huh?” I added, closing the passenger door behind my best friend’s shapely ass.

            “You’re a real prick, you know that right?” Cindy said, but was smiling. I reached into my pocket and fingered the remote.

            “Oh God, oh God,” she squealed as the wireless simulator in her thong winked to life against her clit.

            “This is not fair,” the tall Chinese girl shuttered and just as her pretty white chin really began to quiver I quieted the vibrator by pushing the remote’s switch to off.

            “Oh this is _so _fair,” I said, closing my _Yaris’_ door, beeping the lock and walking hand in hand with my best friend to the mall entrance.

            “How many times have you teased me with those big tits?” I said as we walked through the parking lot. “How often do I sit across from you and stare at your cleavage and know you will never let me see those tits?”

            “And your ass? How many times have I seen your thong poking out low cut jeans or peaking at me from under skirts and shit?”

            “Yeah, but that’s cause…well you know we’re better friends than if we ever hooked-up. Besides, you always say you like looking at my body.”

            “I do, I do like it,” I agreed as we stepped onto the curb. “This is all just a little payback. A way to tease you, get a nice vibrating arousal going, and we still don’t have to hook-up.”

            “But this thong,” Cindy said looking down at her tight crotch.

            I flicked the remote and she suddenly stood stock still.

            “Jesus, I’m going to come right here,” my best friend said as she stood clutching my hand, willing herself not to give over to the vibrator’s sensation. We stood under the mall’s entrance awing, as an elderly couple passed us and smiled. We really just looked like any nice college kids out for a night at the mall.

            “Come on, just a little walk through, that’s all,” I said and once again turned the remote off.

        “You’re gonna be…” Cindy wheezed as I literally pulled her forward. “…you’re gonna be close?”

            “Close enough, like in range, I mean I got to be within 15 feet for the remote vibrator to work, but I’ll make sure you don’t see me all the time,” I snickered.

        I stole a glance down to Cindy’s tight shirt and saw her nipples poking out. Good, this was definitely getting to her. Let’s face it, she wanted; ached for, forever spoke about newer kinkier desires, with her toys, with her latest boyfriends, with just what she fantasized about. Sure, we were best friend and wouldn’t hook-up but this was a nice way to get the voluptuous girl nice and wet. I knew Cindy loved every blessed minute of being teased; she would never have accepted the vibrating thong from me if she hadn’t wanted to wear it.

        Really neither one of us could lose here.

            “The fun of this is you don’t know when I am around and when I’m going to hit the remote,” I said and just as we walked through the mall entrance and into the food court I flicked the switch again. 

        “You’re, you’re ah ha ha…” she squealed so loud two kids turned to look at her. 

            “Meet me back here in an hour,” I said. “That’s if you can still walk.”

            I kissed her cheek as she stood there shuttering, I quieted the remote and skipped away from Cindy.

            Just a nice Wednesday night walk through the mall, I thought.

Miss Jeanne had something new for me every time. From hot stones to magnets to new scented oil, my sixty-year-old masseuse was always trying to relax my muscles in some new intricately enticing way or tickling my skin so I was alight with intense pleasure the half hour I was on her table. And though I appreciated the petite lady’s determined professionalism, with each new approach or toy she introduced, my masseuse ‘amped’ my arousal level up past any normal range. Seeing as I was lying with just a sheet covering my naked ass, this very skilled attractive older woman tickling, touching and kneading me to such perfect degrees, was it no wonder that many a Tuesday night I sped home to my condo, ripped off my clothes and jerked off wildly to the lasting effects of the Miss Jeanne’s attentions?

            “I know I used a hand massager on you once, right?” the lady said as she pushed the sheet down my lower back just above the crack of my ass. I couldn’t help but press my pelvis into the table. If Miss Jeanne ever caught my movements or heard my sighs she never let on. I guess she just figured it was all part of a successful massage when a client wiggled and moaned.

       “I’m not really a big fan of vibrators,” she continued. “I know how to use a vibrator, but you know I like to have my fingers free, my hands at the ready.”

        “But I found these little things,” the lady continued as I suddenly realized she was not just making conversation.

        “I mean, they were in a sex store,” Miss Jeanne snickered. “I bought three.”

        Just what the hell was this sixty year-old woman doing in a sexy toyshop, I figured was a question I could ask at another time.

        I tried to ease my breathing as I heard Miss Jeanne shift behind me. I tuned to look over my shoulder and saw the lady standing with her back to me at the single high shelf at the right corner of the room where she stored all her accoutrements.

       “I love that they’re wireless,” she said as I lie back down and tried not to push my pelvis down again in the anticipation. “Kinda like a remote vibrator really.”

       I heard the sound of low humming then.

       “Tell me how this feels,” the lady over me said and suddenly I felt the lightest, shake and shimmer of Miss Jeanne’s right hand on my shoulder blade. 

       “Ah aha,” I said as the lady simply tickled three fingertips down to the center of my back. I could feel almost prickling, not stinging, not hot even, but a consistent vibrating trio of tips on my skin.

       “That’s nice,” she said. “I don’t even have to touch you all that much. It’s like my finger tips are just dancing. I like these, I really like these.”

       From what I could tell Miss Jeanne had put finger tip vibrators on.

       “Oh Ja…Miss Jeanne,” I sighed.

        Shit, there was no mistaking how aroused I was, why try to hide it?! I humped her table as she moved her right hand down my back.

       “Wow this really does relax the muscles.”

        One muscle wasn’t so relaxed, I wanted to scream, but I arched my back as the lady got right to where my sheet just covered the top of my ass.

       “It’s really a nice low to medium variable,” she said spider-ing her fingers to the small of my back. I didn’t dare even guess where her other hand might be.

       “Let’s see,” she said and ripped down the sheet covering my ass. She had the thing off me completely in one fluid motion, the cool scented air of the room hit me and I bucked then.

       “Mmmm, I know I have never told you this,” and Miss Jeanne placed those three vibrating fingers tips dead center of my right ass cheek. “But you really do have a nice ass, Phillip.”

       She pressed deep and my glut muscle released as I moaned and ground my hips for all I was worth.

       “These really work good, huh?’ the lady said and lifted her hand off my complaint flesh as fast she as she had plopped it down, She went to my left cheek and knead, buzzed and vibrated me there.

       “Mmmm hmmm,” the lady cooed above me. “I really do like the way this feels.”

       I arched, I shucked, I moaned and quaked. I opened my legs, willing her to dip those tiny little buzzing minions between my thighs, maybe up under me, touching my balls or even…

      “Ok, well I know these work good,” Miss Jeanne said, removed her hand and then pulled the sheet once more across my butt.

      I fell to the table once again, felt the lady go to her shelf and prayed the massage was over so I could get home and jerk-off!

Just like dildos, vibrators come with a variety of options in function and color. Some vibes offer dual-penetration, some offer suction cups for upright humping. With the inception of the rabbit style vibrators, many vibes now days come in bright, friendly colors. But for many people, purples and glitzy pinks are simply not what turns them on—many people want the look and feel of a real cock.

Very often, reproduction skin and feel is associated with dildos. Now, you can get your real dick and vibration too. With products like the Cyberskin X-Tasy Natural Vibe, and the Emperor Vibrating, it is now possible to get a realist dick, and even balls too.

If you or your partner fantasize about threesomes, consider a realistic vibrating cock to enhance your play. It’s like having your cake, and eating it too.

What’s the real difference between a regular vibrator and an anal vibe? Not much really. Anal vibes generally offer a wider base than regular vibrators, making anal vibes easier to handle and play with, not to mention remove. Of course, regular vibrators work well for anal play, but anal enthusiasts will tell you that a good anal vibrator will take your anal play to the next level.

Another benefit of using an anal vibrator for your anal pleasure is comfort. Anal vibes come in a range of sizes, allowing the beginner to start small and work his way up. If you are new to anal play, consider getting yourself a kit that features many sizes and lengths of anal toys, like the Juli Ashton Anal Beginners Kit. This kit starts you off with small anal plugs, and helps you work your way up to a big, long, anal vibrator. Of course, anal play at all levels is more comfortable when you use an anal lubricant like Astroglide Anal Lubrication.

Not all vibrators are phallic shafts designed for penetration. If you love having your clitoris stimulated but don’t like regular dildos or vibrators, consider a clitoral pump, like the Butterfly Clitoral Pump. It’s like getting cunnilingus whenever you want it, without ever having to give it back!

Clitoral pumps work by fitting a cup over your clit, then using the attached air pump to suction your way to pleasure. But clit pumps don’t stop there. Once you’ve reached comfortable suction, turn on your battery operated vibrating clitoral pump for maximum pleasure! It’s like receiving fellatio any time you want it! No more waiting for your partner to come home from work, or waking her in the middle of the night begging for oral favors. Quiet and discreet, a clitoral pump will be your clit’s new best friend!

Good vibrators are an investment worth protecting and so is your health. If not properly cared for, vibrators can bread bacteria that can cause serious health problems and infections. Luckily, it’s easy to properly clean, care for, and maintain your vibrators so that they will give you years of pleasure and no pain.

The most important part of caring for your vibrators is proper cleaning. Vibrators and dildos should always be washed with an anti-bacterial cleanser, like the Intimate Accessories Antibacterial Toy Cleaner. Proper washing of your vibrators will help ensure that no harmful bacteria are introduced to your pleasure parts.

Proper storing is also important. It is wise to keep your rubber and silicone toys separated during storage. Over time, the materials can degrade, requiring toy replacement. While this breakdown of materials is normal, when toys are left touching the rubber or silicone parts can cause faster breakdown of materials, limiting the lifespan of your investments. Consider storing your clean vibrators and dildos rolled up in a clean towel. Always keep vibrators and dildos stored in temperature controlled areas. Excess heat or cold will damage the materials and can cause battery erosion.

Of course, all good things must come to an end. Even with the best care, your vibrators and dildos will eventually need replacement. Vibrators made of rubber, silicone, or fake skin will eventually get cracks and fissures in the materials. These cracks and fissures are hiding places and breeding grounds for bacteria, so if you notice that your sex toys are beginning to degrade, it’s time to toss them out and find yourself some new pleasure makers.

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If you are nervous about how to use a vibrator, the key is to relax. Start by creating a peaceful, safe environment to pleasure yourself in. The bath or shower may be a great place for masturbation beginners. Lock the door. Dim the lights or light some candles—harsh overhead lighting is more likely to make you feel exposed.

Now lie down comfortably and clear your head. You might start by playing with your tits first, just to get your mind at ease and your body feeling sexy. A bit of finger-masturbation should get your juices flowing and your clitoris ready for serious pleasure. Using some water-based lubricant will help ensure a safe, comfortable experience.

When you’re ready, set your vibrator on the lowest setting. If you aren’t ready for insertion yet, use your vibrator to stimulate your clitoris and ass. Once you get excited and feel comfortable, insert the vibrator wherever it feels best. Now, turn up the controls, move it around, pump it in and out at your own comfort zone. Remember, masturbation with a vibrator can relieve stress and make you feel more whole and in control. Enjoy yourself. Take your time. When you’re done, remember to fully clean your vibrator with an anti-bacterial cleaner, and store in a dry place.

If you’re new to the use of sex toys and wonder what ways to use a vibrator to increase your pleasure, the answer is easy—however you want to! While vibrators advertise different uses, such as anal, G-spot, clitoris stimulator’s, there are no rules to what you can do with any specific vibrator.

Follow your own, or your partner’s lead with vibrator use. If you love having your outer ass tickled during anal, try using your jack rabbit vibrator for anal play. Bullet vibrators can be used for clitoral stimulation, or vaginal or anal play. Consider the Pixie Plus with Sleeved Bullet—that bullet can go anywhere, do anything you want it to.

And remember, vibrators don’t just have to be used in the lower regions. Realistic-looking vibrators can be a turn-on during oral play. Just imagine how hot your partner will get watching you give head to a realistic cock while he fucks you! It’s the easy way to bring a third party to the sex bed without fear of embarrassment or jealous feelings.

For many people, choosing a first vibrator can be a bit daunting. Knowing what you will enjoy and what may turn you off isn’t always an easy selection process. Then there’s the problem of what size to get! Relax. Luckily, there are many first vibrators to choose from.

Before buying your first vibrator, consider your previous sexual and masturbation experiences. What did you enjoy? Oral stimulation? Did you try anal? How big is your partner? Do you like to have your clit licked? Answering these questions beforehand will arm you with the knowledge you need to find your perfect first vibrator.

For first-time masturbators, consider getting a water-proof vibrator to use in the bath or shower. The hot water all over your body may make you more relaxed and adventurous. If you’re just starting out using a vibrator and are unsure what you will enjoy, consider something simple like the “Vibe Me” Petite Waterproof Vibe-luster.

If you know you love having your G-spot stimulated, consider the Silent Vibrations Pearl White G-Spotter as a beginner vibrator. G-spot vibrators make it easy to find the elusive G-spot, and tickle it till you cream.

If you love having your clit licked, consider the Vibratex Little Kiss vibrator. This rabbit-style vibrator will turn a vibrator beginner into vibrator lover!

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