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I’m betting you’re the only pretty maid in this row. Some women just don’t want either the hassle or the look of shaving their pussies. Let’s face it, intimate shaving is her prerogative, and hers is the only prerogative that counts. But just because a lady wants to look like a lady, doesn’t mean you can’t dress for success. Simple, inexpensive hair trimmers can keep the garden neat while allowing for an au-naturale look. Combine a little cutting with keeping the bikini line shaved or waxed, and you’re not only not going to offend in the sack, but you’ll being stepping pretty at the pool or beach too.

Of course, you can keep your pubes and still get a little wild with the carpet. Smart Beauty Bikini Color offers an array of fun pubic hair dye colors, like pink and plum. Or you can shake things up and have him wondering which color is the real you, and dye your pussy hair a different color from your head hair. Say, if you’re brunette, take it blonde. For natural blondes, consider setting your pussy on fire by dying your pubic hair red. Either way, you’ll prove that the natural look doesn’t have to be dull.

If you are worried about your partner looking at porn because you have concerns about how that affects his perception of you and your relationship, consider making him some porn of your own. That way, when his need for voyeurism takes his eyes wandering, they can wander all over your body, even when you’re away. Plus, seeing you like that whenever he wants to will probably make him want you even more.

You can start by taking pictures of yourself in sexy costumes and poses. Just set your camera up on a tripod or any piece of furniture that is level with your bed, couch, or whatever part of the room you want to be in. Set the camera’s timing device and then use your home printer to print the photos — all in the privacy of your own home! You can blow-up the pictures and staple them together to make a pin-up magazine, or you can print them usual size and put them into a small, inexpensive photo album. Leave it for him when you leave for work, and you’ll see who he really fantasizes about when you get home.

Another great option is to take video footage of you masturbating and playing with sex toys. If you need ideas, look up some Internet porn yourself. Mimic some of the things you’d like him to do to you, and say that while you play. Most digital cameras and camcorders can easily be hooked up to a computer and you can create your own digital files. Leave the folder icon on his computer desktop, and attach a sticky note to his monitor, telling him to open the file when he’s alone. If you give him something of you to masturbate to, he’ll probably not have need for professional pornography any more, and you’ll have a great time making him this very special present.

The masturbation- as- cheating issue runs deeper than the “sex should only be with one person”. Masturbation stems from a primal need to achieve sexual release, and doing that with your partner isn’t always an immediate option. Things get complicated when the tools used to achieve arousal without a human partner take on too much meaning for the masturbater, or when the masturbater loses interest in having sex with his or her partner, due to either overly high expectations, or simply having self-fulfilled to the point of not wanting to have real, interactive intercourse.

Spending too much time with a fantasy can alter the way a person perceives their reality. For example, if a woman spends all of her free time looking at beautiful houses far out of her financial reach, she may become so disgusted with her own house as to either take on too much financial responsibility in the act of purchasing a “nicer” house, or may stop properly maintaining the house she has because she feels that it will never as nice as the ones she lusts after. Similarly, a man who spends a lot of time masturbating to images of beautiful, skinny women like Jenna Jameson may stop finding his partner attractive. Fantasies are wonderful, but if we allow them to consume us, they change the way we view reality.

So the question becomes one of expectations of reality. You may perceive, or think, that your partner is mastubator a lot. The real question is– does it really effect you? Are you not getting the sexual attention you need? Does your partner suddenly think you need to lose weight, even though you’ve not gained an ounce in a decade and he never had a problem with your body before? Does he suddenly prefer blondes? Is he suddenly extremely flirtatious with other female friends, or is he suddenly interested in things that you aren’t comfortable with? If the answer is “yes”, then it’s time to address the situation. But nobody can really answer for another couple whether masturbation is cheating. It is probably a question that you and your partner will revisit over the long years of your life together. The point is, you need to think beyond the porn to how each of your actions is affecting the other person.

Shaving “down there” is not quite the same as shaving legs. The vaginal area is more prone to razor burn and irritation bumps than legs that get shaved frequently. Consider the bikini line area– the hair there usually grows coarser and more rapidly than leg hair. So, if you want to go “no more bush”, try using specialty products and some tips and tricks.

If you’ve never gone bare down there before, and would like some information on how it can change sex play, check out the “Dare to Bare” DVD. Real couples will show you how to use intimate shaving to transform your sexual experiences– so your lover will know what to do it once you’ve left it exposed!

Specialty products like Coochy Shave Cream are thicker and have more skin conditioners than the usual shaving cream. You should always use a fresh razor blade, to reduce skin irritation. Using a lanolin based product, like those used for treating diaper rash can also help reduce irritation. Petroleum salves, and even over the counter antibiotic ointments have been rumored to give a close intimate shave with no razor burn or irritated bumps. Remember, shaving creams are for external use only, and you should take your time and go slowly when shaving your intimate areas– loose skin cuts easily. With these tricks and tips, your landing strip should be ready for action!

Once the honeymoon is over, it can be hard to keep the excitement in the bedroom. If your relationship is experiencing “bed-death”, revitalize your sex life by surprising your lover and reminding him of his bachelor days.

Start with a sexy costume, like a French-maid outfit, gypsy dance costume, or even just a feather boa. Before you show your man what you have and how you move it, you should practice with your dancing pole and outfit. It’s a good idea to practice alone and in front of a mirror, so you get comfortable with the equipment and figure out how to get the costume off easily.

Once you’ve practiced a few times, get ready for the big debut by setting the scene. Send your man out to run an errand, so you can prepare. If you are going with a maid’s outfit, get out the vacuum and some body oil. When he comes in the door, let him catch you cleaning your little pole and show him that you know how to um, _oil the furniture_so to speak.

Similarly, if you are going with a school girl outfit, let him find you studying–use a trick like hiding a dirty magazine in a book, so he’ll know you’ve been a naughty, naughty girl. Creating a fantasy will show him that you think he’s worth the effort, and have you both enjoying a second honeymoon from home.

So your best friend is tying the knot, and you’re in charge of the fun on her final night out. You know it has to be great. You know it has to be memorable. What you _don’t_ know is where to begin.

The first thing you need to do is get RSVP’s from everybody on the guest list. You need to know how many people are expected to show up when you make reservations. If possible, hire limousines to usher your group from place to place. If time is short and you cannot find limos, consider hiring some guy friends to play driver for the night. If you go this route, be certain to check that their vehicles are clean the day of the party, and that they do not drink and drive.

Now that transportation has been determined, it is time to figure out where you want go. Talk to the bachelorette about this–chances are good that she has some ideas for how and where to spend her big night. Bars that offer interaction, like dancing or karaoke are usually great for bachelorette parties, as she’ll be sure to get lots of attention there. Once you know where you’re going, call the places on the list and ask if they require reservations for groups the size of yours. Also ask if they offer VIP areas. Some dance clubs have special areas sectioned off where your party will be sure to have tables and chairs, and getting into the VIP area will help your bachelorette feel extra special.
Before the big night, order party supplies and goodies for people to take home. The “Hap-Penis” Bachelorette Party Kit has decorations and penis straws for fast party planning. The Pipedream Bachelorette Party Survival Bag will help you take the party on the road as your group goes clubbing and dancing. Other fun goodies include penis candies and bachelorette party button pins.

On the night of the party, have the evening’s events begin at either your own, or the bachelorette’s home. This will allow party guests to leave their vehicles in a safe, central location that you can all return to at the end of the night. Serve bachelorette party themed drinks while the guests congregate, and simple appetizers like cheese and crackers and fruit to tie people over until dinner. This is where you should present the bachelorette with any bachelorette clothing items she should wear for the evening, like a veil. Now is also the time to present her with any raunchy bachelorette gifts. This way she can open them without the embarrassment of being in a public place, and the gift giving doesn’t have to be kept up with as the group travels during the night.
A little bit of planning, a few phone calls and reservations, and you’ll go down in history as the best bachelorette party planner around!

If you are in charge of planning a bachelorette party and are planning to take your girl out for her last wild night, make sure everybody knows who the guest of honor is by dressing her for bachelorette success.

If you take your bachelorette to a dance club or bar, she’ll want everybody in the place to know that she’s the guest of honor. Make sure they do by having her wear a Bachelorette Party Veil. Help her entourage stand out too, with Flashing Dicky Boppers. To help her get through her last night out checklist, decorate your bachelorette’s sexy thigh with a Candy Garter. It’s sure to intrigue the single men.

To take her out in style, and ensure that plenty of hot guys worship her with free drinks, get your bachelorette a Bachelorette “Buy Me a Drink” Cami set. Pair this sexy set up with her slinkiest pants and sexiest shoes, and the guys will be lining up to worship her all night long.

Hostessing all or part of a bachelorette party at home opens the party to lots of party games. Play these games early in the evening as an ice breaker if many of the guests don’t know each other well, or save for them for after the booze have been flowing for wild party entertainment – no stripper necessary!

Have the bachelorette of honor strap an erect dick to her head for the Dick Head Hoopla ring toss game. For added amusement, convince her to keep it on all night and supply guests with soft rings made from various items– say like those onion-based fried chips, and encourage guests to randomly try to ring the dick on the bachelorette’s head.

The Ladies’ Night version of a childhood classic, Pin the Tail on the Donkey gives us two options: Pin the Macho on the Man, and Pin the Hose on the Fireman. Whatever your pleasure, you’ll be giving the bachelorette good practice at playing blind folded. As an added touch, present the bachelorette with a special, sexy silk scarf to use as a blindfold for this game, and that she can keep for her marital boudoir play.

If you’re taking the party public, give the bride-to-be a Naughty Bachelorette T-shirt. It has a list of things for your girl to do on her last wild night out as a single lady. Certain to draw attention her way, this game will have your group dancing, laughing, drinking, even convincing strange men to give up their boxers to the bachelorette queen!

Of course, you’ll need prizes for all the fun and games. Help all your guests and winners remember her last night out with fun prizes. Martini Weenie Light Up Party Glasses are always a big hit. The Dicky Mood Lamp is a great game prize for a party guest who really went all out. Make sure all your guests feel included by passing out party favors like Super Fun Penis Candy, and Lollicock Suckers.

When you are hostess to a bachelorette party, you want the bride-to-be to remember her big night with lots of laughs. So you’ve called a caterer, made a few naughty snacks yourself, and now all that’s left is stocking the bar so you can make party-themed drinks that will keep the laughs coming all night long. These bachelorette party themed drinks and accessories will make it a night that she’ll look back on and miss her single days!

Virginal Punch

Get her nervous about her big night with this blood-red punch. Keep it chilled with a Pecker Ice Sculpture set in the center of the punch bowl.

In punch bowl, mix equal parts cranberry juice and Fresca soda. For added fun and flavor, use the Pecker Ice Sculpture and freeze cranberry juice or pineapple juice into a giant phallic sculpture, then set in the center of the punch to keep it cold without watering it down.

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These tasty shots are to be gulping down without using your hands. Important practice for the bride-to-be!

In a Head Shot (penis shot glass) shot glass, layer:
¾ oz Kahlua liqueur
¾ oz Bailey’s Irish Cream liqueur
Top with whipped cream
Make sure she swallows!

Beach Bum

Give her an early taste of the honeymoon with this tropical drink. Top off with Sippy Dick Straws.
In a glass with ice, mix equal parts orange juice, Sprite, and Bacardi Rum. For a real tropical twist, use coconut flavored rum.

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This is a great drink to mix up in a large pitcher then pour over Penis Cubes, or into a Martini Weenie Light-Up Party Glass. Amounts given are approximate, you may need to adjust based on the size of your pitcher.

Mix:
1 oz Vodka
¾ oz Raspberry Pucker liqueur
Pineapple Juice
Cranberry Juice

I’ve been using anal toys for a few years and decided I was ready to move up to some of the ‘advanced’ (a.k.a. extreme, huge, large, giant, somewhat intimidating) anal sex toys. But when I got my extra large vibrator in the mail and saw just how big it really was I was already rethinking how ‘advanced’ I was. I checked the size when I ordered by seeing inches written out on a computer screen but actually holding a giant purple vibrator in your own hand are two completely different things. If I hadn’t already told my husband I’d ordered it and gotten him so geared up over it I probably would have packed it away unused.

Now that we’ve play tested it though I’m thinking twice about just keeping it around for a novelty thing to shock my friends. The vibrations didn’t do a lot for me; it was so thick I felt a much more subtle hum than I ever felt in any of my smaller anal toys. I definitely think an extreme giant vibrator works better as a big dildo than it does for the vibration effect.

But more than how it physically feels the extreme anal toys are more about the mental pleasure. I felt incredibly kinky and dirty having my husband use such an extreme toy on my ass. I’m not normally much of a voyeur but I loved watching him use this giant anal toy on me. Afterwards he kind of said the same to me. He told me he never felt like the star of his own porn movie before!