Shameful Monotaskers
I was thinking the other day, which can bring no good to anyone, I know. But I was watching The Food Network’s Alton Brown on “Good Eats” and I realized that he has a special disdain in the kitchen for what he calls “Mono-taskers”, like electric Apple peelers, or well any big bulky kitchen item that is only designed to serve one purpose and otherwise just takes up space. It got me thinking that I have got a LOT of sex toys, some are quite respectable multi-taskers, for instance my anal vibrator, also double as a clit vibe. And let’s face it; dildos can be stuck in just about whichever hole you like. But things like my butterfly stimulator or my ball gag, well they are only good for the one thing, and they take up a relatively significant amount of space in my bedside table. Even my anal beads could, if need be, double as a necklace…well a bracelet, if pressed to find a second purpose, but those mono-taskers, are beginning to make me feel like an inefficient sex toy user.
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