Looking for Mister Good Dong
After my last relationship, I decided to take a break. For the next year, I decided I was through with the mind games of men. However, I was in no mood to deny myself the glorious pleasures of sexual enjoyment. In fact, I was intent upon discovering more sexual joy than any man had shown me. So thus was my quest— I set out to seek Mr. Good Dong.
My first stop was the “risqué” store I always passed when walking to work. I had never been in this particular place before, and I was mesmerized by the plethora of long, thin vibrators, short rubber vibrators, dongs that looked human, and even vibrating dongs that looked like they had rabbits attached. I was overwhelmed. After a second similar experience at another store a couple days later, I settled on surfing the internet where one can take one’s own sweet time to shop.
Being in the market to buy the perfect dildo was a bit like searching for the right boyfriend – it needed to be a good fit. After all, it was going to be my close companion. I would come home after work and peruse the web, sometimes getting pretty excited in the process. Finally, I saw “him.” “He” was called a cinnamon cyberskin cyber cock(!), but I immediately decided to call him Simon.
Simon is a good 7 inches, and feels just perfect inside me. We do it morning and night and he always hits the spot. Occasionally when I’m in a mischievous mood, I’ll tell the girls at work I have a hot date with Simon that night. They have no idea!
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