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When you are hostess to a bachelorette party, you want the bride-to-be to remember her big night with lots of laughs. So you’ve called a caterer, made a few naughty snacks yourself, and now all that’s left is stocking the bar so you can make party-themed drinks that will keep the laughs coming all night long. These bachelorette party themed drinks and accessories will make it a night that she’ll look back on and miss her single days!

Virginal Punch

Get her nervous about her big night with this blood-red punch. Keep it chilled with a Pecker Ice Sculpture set in the center of the punch bowl.

In punch bowl, mix equal parts cranberry juice and Fresca soda. For added fun and flavor, use the Pecker Ice Sculpture and freeze cranberry juice or pineapple juice into a giant phallic sculpture, then set in the center of the punch to keep it cold without watering it down.

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These tasty shots are to be gulping down without using your hands. Important practice for the bride-to-be!

In a Head Shot (penis shot glass) shot glass, layer:
¾ oz Kahlua liqueur
¾ oz Bailey’s Irish Cream liqueur
Top with whipped cream
Make sure she swallows!

Beach Bum

Give her an early taste of the honeymoon with this tropical drink. Top off with Sippy Dick Straws.
In a glass with ice, mix equal parts orange juice, Sprite, and Bacardi Rum. For a real tropical twist, use coconut flavored rum.

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This is a great drink to mix up in a large pitcher then pour over Penis Cubes, or into a Martini Weenie Light-Up Party Glass. Amounts given are approximate, you may need to adjust based on the size of your pitcher.

Mix:
1 oz Vodka
¾ oz Raspberry Pucker liqueur
Pineapple Juice
Cranberry Juice

I rode her asshole HARD last night. I threatened her with it for weeks, and she laughingly played into it, teasing me with pictures from her cell phone. She would sneak off into a public bathroom stall and take out her little pocket vibe, masturbating with one hand and snapping photos with the other. One night while she was traveling I recognized the unmistakable logo of a Starbucks in the periphery of the image she sent. The image coincidentally had her bent over in front of the bathroom mirror with beads in her ass and a thick dildo obviously railing at her pussy.

She got home from her trip and I immediately snatched her up to my place where I had all the necessary electric sex toys and some old school DIY sex toys laid out like a surgeon’s tools. I played with her tits, and her perpetually wet pussy for a bit to prime her, then with a little spit and smile I slid my finger into her asshole and worked it for a bit until I felt she was loose enough to take me. I stood her up and bent her over. Stripped her skirt without warning and squeezed a generous helping of lube on her little star. I entered slowly, as a gentleman should, but once I felt the tension go away I FUCKED that tiny asshole HARD until I saw the glint of a tear roll down her cheek. That’s when I poured my load inside her ass and let out a roar. I pulled out and watched my cum seep from her gaping hole, then walked to the bathroom to clean myself up. I tossed her a towel, again, as a gentleman should. I shut the light and closed the door so she could recoop in private. And I noticed a bit of blood dripping down from her rectum between her spread legs, and thought to myself, “That’ll teach her to tease ME.”

This is not some fantasy blog, or some concept of anyone’s imagination, this is my life. I got “discovered” when I was very young, too young maybe, I don’t know. I was snatched up into the limelight and exposed to an unreal world of pretty people and an opulent norm that cannot, and should not be maintained. I am a writer, actress and model recognized at first for my talent (I hope) and then my appearance, but I don’t know that I was ready for any of it. I am taking a hiatus from the biz for a bit in MX, and can’t write any of this on my public blog, or MySpace, because well it will make some trade paper or get back to my agent, or a studio and then I’m fucked.

What’s the deal? Well, I have secrets like anyone and sometimes I guess I just need a confessor. So forgive me father, but I’m into kinky sex and for what I do, it’s got to be a secret. I like sex toys, I mean the best sex toys, I mean sex toys you would buy at a hardware store. I know a hundred and one ways to use a vibrator. I love anonymous sex, and group sex. Gang bangs THRILL me, though I haven’t been able to safely throw one as yet, and if given the chance I would love to spend a weekend with countless sexy women in lesbian orgy.

There now I feel better, feels good just to have typed it out, even if no-one ever reads it.

Electric sex toys are enormously popular. Most people who own sex toys will have electric sex toys ones way or another. Like all sex toys sold in the United States electric sex toys are put through vigorous testing to make sure they are safe for you to use. But it does help to know your sex toy and some basic safety rules.

The biggest no-no with most electric sex toys is water. Unless your electric sex toys are specifically marked to be water safe do not use your electric sex toys in the bath, shower, pool, hot tub, or Jacuzzi. If you think you want the option of bringing your electric sex toys in one of these places it’s worth the extra money, and making the extra effort to find a waterproof sex toy.

Because of the water restrictions on electric sex toys this also means you have to be a little more careful when it comes to cleaning. Wiping your electric sex toys down with a damp cloth will keep them running longer than holding them under a running faucet or soaking them in the sink.

Usually when someone is talking about electric sex toys they mean something fairly basic, like a vibrator. They may, however, be referring to a sex toy used in ‘electric stimulation play’, sometimes called ‘e-stim’.

If you’ve ever accidentally given yourself a good shock then you know the power of electricity on the body. It can cause muscles to contract and cause the body to tingle. Electric sex toys used in e-stim work on the same idea. They give a very, very low dose shock of electricity, causing your muscles to contract- which when used below the belt is just like an orgasm!

Electric sex toys used in e-stim don’t put out enough electricity to be dangerous. Like many vibrators, they all come with current control devices on them so you can control the level of sensation you receive. At the lowest setting you will probably just feel a slight tingle, not unlike the feel of a vibrator; the higher settings are for when you get more adventurous with your e-stim play.
Also like vibrators some electric sex toys used in e-stim are meant for penetration and some are not. Electric sex toys used for penetration often come with removable attachments so they can be used for anal as well as vaginal play.

Most people think of sex toys as something a couple would use together or something people use to hold themselves over until they find a partner. But the fastest growing market for sex toys is actually those people who have never had sex.

There are plenty of good reasons for virgins to use sex toys. Sex toys are a great way to learn about your own body and discover what you like before involving another person. Sex toys help virgins take charge of their own sexuality. Because they already know how their body responds to certain sensations they will, most likely, get more out the experience the first time they have sex. Sex toys can also make it easier for virgins to stay virgins, if they are trying to wait until they are married or until they find the right person.

Of course, virgins usually have a tougher time when it comes to figuring out how to buy sex toys, because they probably don’t yet know what makes them come. Experimenting with masturbation before going to buy sex toys is the single best way virgins can help themselves decide with sex toys are right for them. For women the biggest question will be if penetration makes them come, or if clitoral stimulation does. Vibrators are the most popular sex toys with women, but it is easy to buy the wrong one if you don’t already know what will bring you to orgasm.

Just like dildos, vibrators come with a variety of options in function and color. Some vibes offer dual-penetration, some offer suction cups for upright humping. With the inception of the rabbit style vibrators, many vibes now days come in bright, friendly colors. But for many people, purples and glitzy pinks are simply not what turns them on—many people want the look and feel of a real cock.

Very often, reproduction skin and feel is associated with dildos. Now, you can get your real dick and vibration too. With products like the Cyberskin X-Tasy Natural Vibe, and the Emperor Vibrating, it is now possible to get a realist dick, and even balls too.

If you or your partner fantasize about threesomes, consider a realistic vibrating cock to enhance your play. It’s like having your cake, and eating it too.

What’s the real difference between a regular vibrator and an anal vibe? Not much really. Anal vibes generally offer a wider base than regular vibrators, making anal vibes easier to handle and play with, not to mention remove. Of course, regular vibrators work well for anal play, but anal enthusiasts will tell you that a good anal vibrator will take your anal play to the next level.

Another benefit of using an anal vibrator for your anal pleasure is comfort. Anal vibes come in a range of sizes, allowing the beginner to start small and work his way up. If you are new to anal play, consider getting yourself a kit that features many sizes and lengths of anal toys, like the Juli Ashton Anal Beginners Kit. This kit starts you off with small anal plugs, and helps you work your way up to a big, long, anal vibrator. Of course, anal play at all levels is more comfortable when you use an anal lubricant like Astroglide Anal Lubrication.

Not all vibrators are phallic shafts designed for penetration. If you love having your clitoris stimulated but don’t like regular dildos or vibrators, consider a clitoral pump, like the Butterfly Clitoral Pump. It’s like getting cunnilingus whenever you want it, without ever having to give it back!

Clitoral pumps work by fitting a cup over your clit, then using the attached air pump to suction your way to pleasure. But clit pumps don’t stop there. Once you’ve reached comfortable suction, turn on your battery operated vibrating clitoral pump for maximum pleasure! It’s like receiving fellatio any time you want it! No more waiting for your partner to come home from work, or waking her in the middle of the night begging for oral favors. Quiet and discreet, a clitoral pump will be your clit’s new best friend!

Good vibrators are an investment worth protecting and so is your health. If not properly cared for, vibrators can bread bacteria that can cause serious health problems and infections. Luckily, it’s easy to properly clean, care for, and maintain your vibrators so that they will give you years of pleasure and no pain.

The most important part of caring for your vibrators is proper cleaning. Vibrators and dildos should always be washed with an anti-bacterial cleanser, like the Intimate Accessories Antibacterial Toy Cleaner. Proper washing of your vibrators will help ensure that no harmful bacteria are introduced to your pleasure parts.

Proper storing is also important. It is wise to keep your rubber and silicone toys separated during storage. Over time, the materials can degrade, requiring toy replacement. While this breakdown of materials is normal, when toys are left touching the rubber or silicone parts can cause faster breakdown of materials, limiting the lifespan of your investments. Consider storing your clean vibrators and dildos rolled up in a clean towel. Always keep vibrators and dildos stored in temperature controlled areas. Excess heat or cold will damage the materials and can cause battery erosion.

Of course, all good things must come to an end. Even with the best care, your vibrators and dildos will eventually need replacement. Vibrators made of rubber, silicone, or fake skin will eventually get cracks and fissures in the materials. These cracks and fissures are hiding places and breeding grounds for bacteria, so if you notice that your sex toys are beginning to degrade, it’s time to toss them out and find yourself some new pleasure makers.

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