How to Fix your Vibrator

December 17th, 2008

You know, I’ve always wondered about the landfill question, too. I don’t even know how much of a vibrator would even be recyclable but I bet even if they are a lot of people just kind of hide them in their trash and dump them without bringing them into a recycling center. I try to be green in everything I do, so I’ve mainly stuck to glass dildos since they are more durable and are recyclable at the same time.

My personal favorite is the ‘24 Carat Gold Double Happiness’

(http://www.tabutoys.com/catalog/ProductDetails.asp?productid=4545&categoryid=3199) double dildo. I’ve never actually used it as a double dong for dual anal sex, but I like that it has the two sides. It makes it very easy to mix it up a little, like having two toys for the price of one. Also, I’ve added vibrating cock rings to it for an added buzz.

But knowing a few tips on how to fix a broken vibrator makes me much more interested in those again, too! Has anyone tried the Vibratex Thumbelina?

The Soft Touch Clit Licker

December 17th, 2008

I’ve tried this one and I am definitely a big fan. I’ve always loved clitoral simulation better than being penetrated and I thought this was a really unique vibrator. I have always used the small bullet style vibrators, and liked them, but the Soft Touch blew them away completely. It felt very soft and natural and I thought it really did feel like being gently tongued. It had a much softer feel than my bullet vibrators and was definitely easier to direct to hit the right spot than some of the other larger vibrators I’ve tried, even ones meant for the clit.

If you’re going for clitoral stimulation and want something that will kind of mimic that oral sex sort of feeling, I also recommend the Butterfly Clitoral Pump. I was almost scared off by the word _pump_ but once I tried it I was hooked. It feels like being gently sucked and the little cup that fits over your clit is filled with ticklers that really get you going. And it even vibrates!

Stu’s Visit with Miss Janine

December 17th, 2008

Stu walked across the wooden floor, looked down at the tiny wooden stool dead center of the empty attic room, then smiled to Miss Janine at his side.

“That’s low,” was all he could say.

“It’ll be just fine,” the lanky blond woman smiled, placed her hand on Stu’s shoulder and bad him further into the room. With deft hand movements, Miss Janine produced what looked like an 8-inch dildo from her side, came to the stool and stuck the thing-fat head pointed straight up-onto the oval ‘seat’.

“Some are made with suction cup bottoms for this very purpose,” the lady explained as she stood once again to Stu’s six foot height and smiled.

“You’re ready for this?” she asked.

“Yes maam,” Stu said, hi eyes slightly downcast to the stool under him.

He couldn’t have been more _ready_ actually.

Stu had dreamed most of his teenage years of having something put up his ass, had convinced some girlfriends to play with him ‘back there’, had even purchased a few dongs himself to try and accommodate his deep desire. But now, at twenty two, he had come to the one place, under the care of this local mistress who provided just this specific service, for his fantasy to be fulfilled by a woman who would know precisely how to do so.

“Time for you to get undressed,” the lady purred and Stu stood back to do so, hoping that Miss Janine wouldn’t watch him as much as he hoped she would.

“I’m a little nervous,” Stu said as he got out from under his shirt and flipped his shoes off.

“That’s understandable Stu,” the mistress of the house said as she stood to his side and waited.

“But you are safe,” she added, looking over her shoulder at the young man who was now peeling his jeans down his thick hairy legs. “No harm will come to you here.”

“God, I’m a little…” Stu said, stopped to stand up straight, stripped to just his underwear and socks.

“This is a deep fantasy of yours Stu,” Miss Jane said, coming up to him. “It makes sense you’re a bit over stimulated.”

Again she placed a pretty manicured-nailed hand on his right bicep and squeezed ever so slightly. She looked at him with her deep blue eyes and kept her words steady, her breathing soft and easy. Stu could sense the lithe body of the woman next to him, could just about determine and imagine how Miss Janine looked under the thin knee- length robe she wore. He could smell her light berry-scented perfume, feel the heat coming off the older woman, whether from being expert at this job or actually aroused to some point with what was about to happen.

What had been missing in Stue’s sexual fantasy up until now was ‘intent’. The women he had played with, the women who had maybe inserted a finger into his ass or even entertained the idea when he told them how he wanted a big brutal ass-fucking had never been one with him in the execution or the idea. Miss Janine was with him, close in proximity as well _intent_, and even though Stu was paying the lady to be so, he felt warmth in the tight circle of understanding passing between them.

“It’s time Stu,” the lady said softly.

She stood off him and Stu bent to peel his briefs down his legs (he flipped his socks off too, silly as he thought it would look standing there naked with only his socks on!)

He took a step to the stool as Miss Janine looked down at his semi-erect penis then lifted her head to smile in what he hoped, was pleasure.

The mistress bent to the stool and bade Stu join her. Again, from some dimension Stu could not see, the lady produced a spongy package of clear liquid-lube, Stu realized-and poked it open to drop fat drops down the length of the dildo before them. As odd as it was to be squatting here next to the woman, completely naked trying desperately not to look under the open folds of Miss Janine’s robe, Stu stayed in place as the pretty dominatrix coaxed ample lubrication down the toy.

“Turn, on all fours for me Stu” the lady said after a full minute of working a thick sheen coat of cool lube down the shaft of the wiggling dildo.

Stu turned to get into position as he heard the “snap appa” of a rubber glove. As he waited for what seemed only seconds, he sensed Miss Janine moving behind him and then suddenly he felt the lady sneak a finger between his cheeks.

“Breathe deeply Stu, breathe deeply,” the lady said as Stu rocked on his palms and knees and the lady plied his anus with the cool lubricant.

Thirty seconds into the lady’s attentions, Stu began to open his ass for Miss Janine’s second finger, felt his erection popping and his balls stiffing for what he knew would be a very explosive orgasm. But then the lady retreated her finger and with her other hand helped to turn Stu to her.

“Now, let’s get you on that dildo,” she said, sitting back her modest two-inch heels.

“Remember you are safe here Stu,” Miss Janine said, angling Stu into a low squat. He felt the cool head of the dildo just between his cheeks as the lady before him helped to sit ever more slowly. As he sighed to take the initial entrance Stu spied Miss Janine’s upper milky thighs then as her robe fell wide open.

“I’ll let you see more in a moment,” the lady said, holding each of Stu’s arms as he squat lower, lower, deeper, back and onto the huge dildo.

Stu sat sighed and began to cry as he sat deep on the thing’s wide wet head, looked into Miss Janine’s eyes and felt the world finally open to him with infinite possibility.

The Legacy of Poor King Dong

December 17th, 2008

If Anderson McGain thought the creature was uncontrollable before, he never got his mind (nor his crew’s capable hands) around how the monstrous monkey would act at the showing. Wrestling the eighteen-foot ape from his jungle habitat, spiriting it across the ocean in a rickety boat and displaying him in the bustle and bray of our fair city, the creature known as King Dong was agitated to all reasonably dangerous limits. When McGain’s stage-manager threw the curtain aside to reveal the snarling, huge mammal, King Dong gave out with a roar to the assembled audience, broke his bonds and left by climbing through over overhead stage catwalk, out the theater’s lone skylight, all of which subsequently broke under his weight and force.

I’d bet the nub of my trusty pencil that quite a few well-dressed ladies who left the theater that night were less overcome by the creature’s escape then by its massive appendage…and quite of few of them went home aching for something equally as big, long and thick between their own thighs. Being on the crime beat as long as I have, I know shock and grief can rally romance and light lusts more than most emotions. I am sure many a well-heeled society matron in attendance that evening demanded brutal force and giant cocks in their bedrooms (even if they could get them) that night while the wild woolly ape stole his way across a shocked Big Apple, New York’s finest in fast pursuit.

I was there that night, covering the big beat for the “The Sun” as I always do, and let me tell you the story was the story of the week, if not the month. When they finally trapped poor King Dong, climbing the side of one of our more lofty buildings, there was no doubt his nickname was earned as he broke windows and dragged his great big cock up the side of the building. Climbing with the innocent, screaming Miss Dorothy Pliads in his grip. I actually felt sorry for the big ape, I truly did (not though for sporting such a huge dong, that any man would be envious of) for being brought here, a ‘fish out of water’, (more precisely a ‘ape of of jungle’) who would only ever would meet the untimely end as he did.

The ape fell after being shot down by our fast-to-act air boys and I, with the rest of the city-many more women than men I noticed-came to regard what we all had to admit was a fine piece of erect specimen, as the ape’s huge cock stood straight and true, hard and proud from its inert body, like a tower itself in the dawning New York skyline. I had heard and don’t quote yours’ truly as I am not completely sure (and a reporter never likes to be quoted) that quite a few dildos, dongs and other ’substitutes’ were fashioned that day from the quick memories of enterprising sexual toy makers after seeing the massive ape’s namesake.

Thus the legacy of poor King Dong.

IT’S ALL A’QUIVERIN’

December 17th, 2008

“The key is to keep them all on, all over your body, see how long you can stand it,” Gina said as she ran her hands quickly over Olivia’s naked body.

“Ffffff, fuck,” Olivia shook and stuttered as Gina flicked the plastic control packs to life of the bullet vibrators that were taped either side to the inside of Olivia’s thighs.

“And these,” Gina said and scooted up to get the ones that were taped vertically across each of Olivia’s erect brown nipples.

Wires criss-crossing her alabaster-skinned girlfriend, the slow buzzing sound the vibes made and Olivia’s quivering skin-even the smell of the prone young white girl-was making Gina nuts. She so wanted to touch Olivia’s pussy, maybe run her tongue down between the girl’s legs, tickle, tease and tug at those perfectly pert brown nipples on those perfectly round big tits, but Gina knew the goal here tonight was to alight to life these bullet vibrators taped to her girlfriend…but touch Olivia nowhere else.

Olivia bragged often about her love of these little plastic vibes, how they could be secreted almost anywhere in her clothes, how the regulating wheel on the plastic pack could be teased and toggled to such an exquisite edge, how really all Olivia needed was to run a bullet across her nipples then push it deep between her pussy lips and the grumbling vibration would bring her off again and again. It was just one of the many toys the twenty-two year old was into and used on a regular basis.

Gina had gone out, bought four of the things and some surgical tape.

If nothing else, the black-skinned smaller girl was all about pleasing Olivia as much as she could. The ten years that separated the two added some interesting wrinkles to their relationship; Olivia expected and was never disappointed in Gina’s sexual creativity, Gina continued to try and surprise her younger girlfriend so she never got bored. True the girls had grown to love each other in the past year they had been together, but as is always the case, there were deeper levels then just wanton desire to why two people were together.

“You…you got to touch my pussy,” Olivia squiggled and whimpered looking up at Gina’s wide eyes regarding her. “Please, I can’t take this, I can’t ta…”

“Bitch,” Gina chuckled down at her shaking girlfriend. “You tell me all the time how you like vibrators, how much you use dildos and toys and just generally masturbate like 24/7. Now I got these attached to you and you’re complaining?”

“Papapalease…” Olivia pleaded just as Gina reached over and flicked the wheel on the pack at her left breast all the way forward, then reached over to flick the switch to full on her right.

“FUCK!” Olivia screamed as her big breasts shook to the increased vibration.

It taken a cool half hour to get these packs and the bullet vibes secured to Olivia’s big naked body. The younger girl had squirmed and shucked as Gina attended to her, complaining of being tickled, but all the while enjoying the attention and the anitipation. With the packs now on high and Gina obviously not anywhere near close to touching her pussy, Olivia wasn’t so sure how she felt about what was turning into a very serious tease now.

Careful what you wish for indeed!

“I’m just gonna lie here and enjoy your suffering,” Gina said, propped herself on her elbow even higher and watched as Olivia closed her eyes, opened her generous lips and sighed, arched her back and sizzored her legs once again (the bullet vibes taped to the inside of her thighs didn’t come loose).

“Please, please touch my pussy, I want to come, I want to come so so bad.”

“All in good time,” Gina said and watched Olivia ride out the vibrations as much as her words. “Patience is so lacking in you kids today.”

Olivia hardly heard her girlfriend, floating as she was in the buzz, tickle and ache of her big body getting exactly what she wanted it to get. She’d plead for the next half hour (or longer) to have Gina touch her pussy, but actually that was the last thing she wanted.

Helping out the new GF

November 6th, 2008

Hey maybe you can help me with this. I’m a guy, and my new girlfriend is just introducing me to her arsenal of sex toys. She’s got dildos and vibrators out the wazoo (and sometimes in it, LOL), and that’s all good. The only problem is, I’m a little shy about using them on her. She likes to show me how she plays with her dongs on her own, but she also asks me to use one on her from time to time. I’m a little new at tings with her, so I don’t want to disappoint.

Is there a certain technique I can practice to get used to how to use a sex toy on another person? (I have a few butt plugs and a “pet pussy” that I am very good at using on myself.) I want to make sure I can get some G-spot and clitoral stimulation going for her, while not causing pain or any discomfort. She has a couple of big dongs, and I don’t want to go to far. She will talk to me about what she likes, but she’s not as vocal as I wish. Any advice is welcome- thanks.

Pocket Pussy

November 6th, 2008

I’ve never tried anything like a pocket pussy. Would you guys say a vibrating one is superior to a non-vibrator, or what? What should I look for when shopping?

Giving Something Special to Someone Special

November 6th, 2008

I’m going to chime in and agree with everyone who is saying ‘Buy a rabbit’. I can’t imagine the sex toy novice that won’t be won over by that toy. Get her a rabbit and she will definitely keep a warm place for you in her heart forever. I personally like the Fukuoko Twist-n-shout Rabbit. I’ll be honest, I do have rabbit style vibrators that are a little quieter than this one (if your lady has roommates maybe something to keep in mind?) but it makes up for the slightly louder noise by being the single best sex toy I own.

It’s water proof, which opens up an entire new world of aquatic play for both of you. It is incredibly durable. Mine gets a lot of play time and I have never had a problem with it. I have had a lot of other vibrators (rabbit vibrators and non-rabbits) that I didn’t use nearly as often they ended up wearing out on me. And it is phthalate free, which is something I’m very concerned about when it comes to something I put inside my body.

Add Spice with Sex Toys

October 21st, 2008

My wife and I have been together for nineteen years now. I love her so much, though we have gone through some periods where it seemed like our sex life was dying out. I think a lot of couples wind up breaking up during those times thinking the thrill is gone, but I am so glad she and I have stuck it out. She is so worth it.

In terms of staying together for the long haul, I can whole-heartedly recommend sex toy experimentation. It has spiced up our life together so much. In recent times, we have taken certain nights to look online for a new sex toy that catches our fancy. We order it, and when it shows up on our doorstep, you know that night is going to be fantastic. I have found that she loves anal sex toys especially, and I love giving her that pleasure. She has her eye on a fairly big anal vibrator, and I just may pick up a butt sex toy for myself.

There are plenty of aspects of a long marriage that need maintenance and get neglected. We are determined to stay vigilant and keep the spark alive. So, we acknowledge that all parts of our lives, including what happens in the bedroom, are opportunities for creating happiness.

Gearing up for a fight

October 21st, 2008

I’m gearing up for a brutal fuck session next week with a girl I met on-line. I love these nights, sitting in front the screen browsing through the new and exciting gallery of sexual devices to introduce for a new and unexplored lover. I skim through the toys and the apparatuses to find something I think she might like. Using our conversation and cyber sex sessions to narrow my results. What sort of stimulation does she like? Anal? Oral? DP? Does she prefer Dildos or Vibrators? Shall I tie her up? Would she like to tie me up? Anticipating and preparing for a new partner in the sexual arena is like a heavyweight contender gearing up for a fight…. Well not quite, but , we’ll both be sweating. She claims to have never found her G spot so I was going to get her a G spot vibe, like the Gigi Petal Pink, or the Tantus silicone vibe, maybe play around for a while and see if I can’t give her, her first G spot orgasm? She says that from time to time she thinks she may be near it when she masturbates at home with her realistic dildo. I told her that she’ll know it for CERTAIN when she finds it and I really hope to be part of that.


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