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Shaving “down there” is not quite the same as shaving legs. The vaginal area is more prone to razor burn and irritation bumps than legs that get shaved frequently. Consider the bikini line area– the hair there usually grows coarser and more rapidly than leg hair. So, if you want to go “no more bush”, try using specialty products and some tips and tricks.

If you’ve never gone bare down there before, and would like some information on how it can change sex play, check out the “Dare to Bare” DVD. Real couples will show you how to use intimate shaving to transform your sexual experiences– so your lover will know what to do it once you’ve left it exposed!

Specialty products like Coochy Shave Cream are thicker and have more skin conditioners than the usual shaving cream. You should always use a fresh razor blade, to reduce skin irritation. Using a lanolin based product, like those used for treating diaper rash can also help reduce irritation. Petroleum salves, and even over the counter antibiotic ointments have been rumored to give a close intimate shave with no razor burn or irritated bumps. Remember, shaving creams are for external use only, and you should take your time and go slowly when shaving your intimate areas– loose skin cuts easily. With these tricks and tips, your landing strip should be ready for action!

Once the honeymoon is over, it can be hard to keep the excitement in the bedroom. If your relationship is experiencing “bed-death”, revitalize your sex life by surprising your lover and reminding him of his bachelor days.

Start with a sexy costume, like a French-maid outfit, gypsy dance costume, or even just a feather boa. Before you show your man what you have and how you move it, you should practice with your dancing pole and outfit. It’s a good idea to practice alone and in front of a mirror, so you get comfortable with the equipment and figure out how to get the costume off easily.

Once you’ve practiced a few times, get ready for the big debut by setting the scene. Send your man out to run an errand, so you can prepare. If you are going with a maid’s outfit, get out the vacuum and some body oil. When he comes in the door, let him catch you cleaning your little pole and show him that you know how to um, _oil the furniture_so to speak.

Similarly, if you are going with a school girl outfit, let him find you studying–use a trick like hiding a dirty magazine in a book, so he’ll know you’ve been a naughty, naughty girl. Creating a fantasy will show him that you think he’s worth the effort, and have you both enjoying a second honeymoon from home.

So your best friend is tying the knot, and you’re in charge of the fun on her final night out. You know it has to be great. You know it has to be memorable. What you _don’t_ know is where to begin.

The first thing you need to do is get RSVP’s from everybody on the guest list. You need to know how many people are expected to show up when you make reservations. If possible, hire limousines to usher your group from place to place. If time is short and you cannot find limos, consider hiring some guy friends to play driver for the night. If you go this route, be certain to check that their vehicles are clean the day of the party, and that they do not drink and drive.

Now that transportation has been determined, it is time to figure out where you want go. Talk to the bachelorette about this–chances are good that she has some ideas for how and where to spend her big night. Bars that offer interaction, like dancing or karaoke are usually great for bachelorette parties, as she’ll be sure to get lots of attention there. Once you know where you’re going, call the places on the list and ask if they require reservations for groups the size of yours. Also ask if they offer VIP areas. Some dance clubs have special areas sectioned off where your party will be sure to have tables and chairs, and getting into the VIP area will help your bachelorette feel extra special.
Before the big night, order party supplies and goodies for people to take home. The “Hap-Penis” Bachelorette Party Kit has decorations and penis straws for fast party planning. The Pipedream Bachelorette Party Survival Bag will help you take the party on the road as your group goes clubbing and dancing. Other fun goodies include penis candies and bachelorette party button pins.

On the night of the party, have the evening’s events begin at either your own, or the bachelorette’s home. This will allow party guests to leave their vehicles in a safe, central location that you can all return to at the end of the night. Serve bachelorette party themed drinks while the guests congregate, and simple appetizers like cheese and crackers and fruit to tie people over until dinner. This is where you should present the bachelorette with any bachelorette clothing items she should wear for the evening, like a veil. Now is also the time to present her with any raunchy bachelorette gifts. This way she can open them without the embarrassment of being in a public place, and the gift giving doesn’t have to be kept up with as the group travels during the night.
A little bit of planning, a few phone calls and reservations, and you’ll go down in history as the best bachelorette party planner around!

If you are in charge of planning a bachelorette party and are planning to take your girl out for her last wild night, make sure everybody knows who the guest of honor is by dressing her for bachelorette success.

If you take your bachelorette to a dance club or bar, she’ll want everybody in the place to know that she’s the guest of honor. Make sure they do by having her wear a Bachelorette Party Veil. Help her entourage stand out too, with Flashing Dicky Boppers. To help her get through her last night out checklist, decorate your bachelorette’s sexy thigh with a Candy Garter. It’s sure to intrigue the single men.

To take her out in style, and ensure that plenty of hot guys worship her with free drinks, get your bachelorette a Bachelorette “Buy Me a Drink” Cami set. Pair this sexy set up with her slinkiest pants and sexiest shoes, and the guys will be lining up to worship her all night long.

Hostessing all or part of a bachelorette party at home opens the party to lots of party games. Play these games early in the evening as an ice breaker if many of the guests don’t know each other well, or save for them for after the booze have been flowing for wild party entertainment – no stripper necessary!

Have the bachelorette of honor strap an erect dick to her head for the Dick Head Hoopla ring toss game. For added amusement, convince her to keep it on all night and supply guests with soft rings made from various items– say like those onion-based fried chips, and encourage guests to randomly try to ring the dick on the bachelorette’s head.

The Ladies’ Night version of a childhood classic, Pin the Tail on the Donkey gives us two options: Pin the Macho on the Man, and Pin the Hose on the Fireman. Whatever your pleasure, you’ll be giving the bachelorette good practice at playing blind folded. As an added touch, present the bachelorette with a special, sexy silk scarf to use as a blindfold for this game, and that she can keep for her marital boudoir play.

If you’re taking the party public, give the bride-to-be a Naughty Bachelorette T-shirt. It has a list of things for your girl to do on her last wild night out as a single lady. Certain to draw attention her way, this game will have your group dancing, laughing, drinking, even convincing strange men to give up their boxers to the bachelorette queen!

Of course, you’ll need prizes for all the fun and games. Help all your guests and winners remember her last night out with fun prizes. Martini Weenie Light Up Party Glasses are always a big hit. The Dicky Mood Lamp is a great game prize for a party guest who really went all out. Make sure all your guests feel included by passing out party favors like Super Fun Penis Candy, and Lollicock Suckers.

When you are hostess to a bachelorette party, you want the bride-to-be to remember her big night with lots of laughs. So you’ve called a caterer, made a few naughty snacks yourself, and now all that’s left is stocking the bar so you can make party-themed drinks that will keep the laughs coming all night long. These bachelorette party themed drinks and accessories will make it a night that she’ll look back on and miss her single days!

Virginal Punch

Get her nervous about her big night with this blood-red punch. Keep it chilled with a Pecker Ice Sculpture set in the center of the punch bowl.

In punch bowl, mix equal parts cranberry juice and Fresca soda. For added fun and flavor, use the Pecker Ice Sculpture and freeze cranberry juice or pineapple juice into a giant phallic sculpture, then set in the center of the punch to keep it cold without watering it down.

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These tasty shots are to be gulping down without using your hands. Important practice for the bride-to-be!

In a Head Shot (penis shot glass) shot glass, layer:
¾ oz Kahlua liqueur
¾ oz Bailey’s Irish Cream liqueur
Top with whipped cream
Make sure she swallows!

Beach Bum

Give her an early taste of the honeymoon with this tropical drink. Top off with Sippy Dick Straws.
In a glass with ice, mix equal parts orange juice, Sprite, and Bacardi Rum. For a real tropical twist, use coconut flavored rum.

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This is a great drink to mix up in a large pitcher then pour over Penis Cubes, or into a Martini Weenie Light-Up Party Glass. Amounts given are approximate, you may need to adjust based on the size of your pitcher.

Mix:
1 oz Vodka
¾ oz Raspberry Pucker liqueur
Pineapple Juice
Cranberry Juice

I’ve been using anal toys for a few years and decided I was ready to move up to some of the ‘advanced’ (a.k.a. extreme, huge, large, giant, somewhat intimidating) anal sex toys. But when I got my extra large vibrator in the mail and saw just how big it really was I was already rethinking how ‘advanced’ I was. I checked the size when I ordered by seeing inches written out on a computer screen but actually holding a giant purple vibrator in your own hand are two completely different things. If I hadn’t already told my husband I’d ordered it and gotten him so geared up over it I probably would have packed it away unused.

Now that we’ve play tested it though I’m thinking twice about just keeping it around for a novelty thing to shock my friends. The vibrations didn’t do a lot for me; it was so thick I felt a much more subtle hum than I ever felt in any of my smaller anal toys. I definitely think an extreme giant vibrator works better as a big dildo than it does for the vibration effect.

But more than how it physically feels the extreme anal toys are more about the mental pleasure. I felt incredibly kinky and dirty having my husband use such an extreme toy on my ass. I’m not normally much of a voyeur but I loved watching him use this giant anal toy on me. Afterwards he kind of said the same to me. He told me he never felt like the star of his own porn movie before!

Though it can be easy to feel out of step with the standard mores of society if you have ever thought about anything other than the monogamous “norm,” rest assured that there are many people in the world who are living fully alternative lifestyles. Still many more are ready and willing to take a walk on the wild side, but haven’t…yet.

More and more often these days, you are likely to be acquainted with someone who considers her or himself polyamorous, or open to having more than one responsible romantic relationship concurrently. You may be curious because you have been invited to the kinky neighbors’ swinging party. Sometimes something within you just tells you it’s time to become more expansive. Whether you are interested in trying something new as a first time swinger, becoming a part of a long-term, loving poly relationship, or in any other form of expressing your sexuality, know that the keywords are honesty, safety, and communication.

Talk to your partner or partners. Rule #1 is that everyone involved should know what you’re up to. If, for example, you and your spouse are opening your relationship, be sure to talk A LOT. By developing trust, any new partner in the mix is more likely to become a friend rather than a threat. Should you decide to attend a sex party, discuss boundaries with your partners, and learn the swinging etiquette of the environment. Remember that latex is your friend; safer sex with all your partners ensures that you all stay healthy. Spend time developing trust, and then enjoy your voyage into the deep, rewarding world of multiple partners.

I was thinking the other day, which can bring no good to anyone, I know. But I was watching The Food Network’s Alton Brown on “Good Eats” and I realized that he has a special disdain in the kitchen for what he calls “Mono-taskers”, like electric Apple peelers, or well any big bulky kitchen item that is only designed to serve one purpose and otherwise just takes up space. It got me thinking that I have got a LOT of sex toys, some are quite respectable multi-taskers, for instance my anal vibrator, also double as a clit vibe. And let’s face it; dildos can be stuck in just about whichever hole you like. But things like my butterfly stimulator or my ball gag, well they are only good for the one thing, and they take up a relatively significant amount of space in my bedside table. Even my anal beads could, if need be, double as a necklace…well a bracelet, if pressed to find a second purpose, but those mono-taskers, are beginning to make me feel like an inefficient sex toy user.

I rode her asshole HARD last night. I threatened her with it for weeks, and she laughingly played into it, teasing me with pictures from her cell phone. She would sneak off into a public bathroom stall and take out her little pocket vibe, masturbating with one hand and snapping photos with the other. One night while she was traveling I recognized the unmistakable logo of a Starbucks in the periphery of the image she sent. The image coincidentally had her bent over in front of the bathroom mirror with beads in her ass and a thick dildo obviously railing at her pussy.

She got home from her trip and I immediately snatched her up to my place where I had all the necessary electric sex toys and some old school DIY sex toys laid out like a surgeon’s tools. I played with her tits, and her perpetually wet pussy for a bit to prime her, then with a little spit and smile I slid my finger into her asshole and worked it for a bit until I felt she was loose enough to take me. I stood her up and bent her over. Stripped her skirt without warning and squeezed a generous helping of lube on her little star. I entered slowly, as a gentleman should, but once I felt the tension go away I FUCKED that tiny asshole HARD until I saw the glint of a tear roll down her cheek. That’s when I poured my load inside her ass and let out a roar. I pulled out and watched my cum seep from her gaping hole, then walked to the bathroom to clean myself up. I tossed her a towel, again, as a gentleman should. I shut the light and closed the door so she could recoop in private. And I noticed a bit of blood dripping down from her rectum between her spread legs, and thought to myself, “That’ll teach her to tease ME.”