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WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not? Don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do! WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I'd marry again. WIFE: (with a hurtful look on her face) You would? HUSBAND: (audible groan) WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: That would seem the thing to do. WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed WIFE: (Silence) HUSBAND: Shit... __________________ Lovin My Wife...Lovin Life http://bluelizardbar.blogspot.com/?zx=17474cbdabf4a835
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OMG, so funny. I'm e mailing it to The Man NOW!
__________________ I can be tolerant of almost anything....except Intolerance........and Dairy Products
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Roadie: send that one to Playboy. They pay for humor. Thanks, HHH