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What rhymes with rock? Sock, lock, dock, sure, but you know, there is one hard sounding word in particular that goes with rock even more that roll. And thats exactly what this article is going to get into musicians and the instrument in their pants. Here are the most legendary dicks ever associated with sweet jams.
David Cassidy Teeny bopper David Cassidy helped a lot of women Come On, Get Happy. They were glad to hop on his ride, like it was the Partridge family bus. He tooted his own horn in his biography: My brothers call me Donkas in Donkey. People have talked about me being blessed in my physique. The first time I met her she looked me up and down and said I hear youre a monster. I want to meet the monster. Well, I decided that if I had it, there wasnt any point in just keeping it in the holster all the time. Tommy Lee Cassidy may have mentioned his member in his book, but Tommy Lee outright dedicated an entire chapter to his long dong. Of course, the Motley Crue drummer was already famous for his member, after it starred in a moviehis sex tape with Pamela Anderson. Justin Timberlake After his split from Britney Spears, Justin Dick In A Box Timberlake got his dong dissed on MTV in the U.K. Brit Brit said she was feeling just a little bitter about their break up and motioned with her pinky to indicate that she was talking about his wang. Granny Timberlake got so upset by this, she publicly announced, I helped raise himand I can assure you there is nothing wrong with him physically. Ew. Now hes got a small peen and grandma issues
. Eminem Marshall Mathers ex-wife/muse, Kim, told a Detroit radio station that hes not very well-endowed. Well, at least his bank account is. Warren Cuccurullo He may not be a household name, but his penis is wildly popular. Warren was in Duran Duran, Missing Persons, and played with Frank Zappa, but hes better known as the model for the Rock Rod dildo and a web porn star. Hey, dudes gotta have something to fall back on. Pete Wentz We all found out Peter is no misnomer when Pete Wentz had some camera phone pics of his penis leak onto the internet. Despite the good press, Pete regretted that he didnt manscape more before the photo shoot. Mick Jagger Not that anyone should ever listen to Janice Dickinson, but since her last name has dick in it and Keith Richards backed up her claim, well believe her this once. The model told comedian Jonathan Ross, Mick Jagger has a very small penis. Ouch! Director Julien Temple also claimed that Jagger once attempted to enlarge his penis with a bee stinging ritual. Double ouch! Enrique Iglesias The singing son of Julio told a reporter he had a small wang. But later, he took it back, obvs. Enrique tried to defend himself saying, I said I had a small penis as a joke. And they took it literally when it is not the truth. So when people find out its not the case they are pleasantly surprised. Right. George Michael Before George was whipping it out in public mens restrooms, he was embarrassed by his peen in a pair of hot shorts. As a member of Wham!, he wanted to pack an extra punch in his pants. George admits he used to shove a shuttlec**k down under to add some inch-age. Richie Sambora Howard Stern pressed the Bon Jovi guitarists then-wife, Heather Locklear, about his size. Although the blonde bombshell refused to talk, she did say he has got some serious girth. But come on, a girl doesnt get Richie tattooed on her crotch if shes not impressed. Nick Lachey OK, so were bending the rock star rules here, just to bring you this condescending jem from one of the worlds dumbest big mouths, Jessica Simpson. Of her ex-hubby, she said, Nicks small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didnt really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though. Yikes. And he still loved you, despite your shortcomings. Jimi Hendrix Jimi was known as a guitar god, but turns out he had a much more impressive skin flute. Coined the Penis di Milo, Jimi Hendrixs wang was immortalized by the infamous artist, Cynthia Plaster Caster. Although Jimi was disappointed with the way it came out, her cast had him at about six inches long with a six inch circumference. __________________ Shop safe at Tabutoys.com Read our Sex Blog!