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Hank Alvarez

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Here’s one I remember from the fifties but it’s much better if you can hear it in person with the accent.
Mr. Lee in the Tlee.
Mr. Lee, the great Chinese detective was hired by a disgruntled husband to follow his wife. When the husband didn’t hear anything after a week he went looking for Mr. Lee and found him in the intensive care of the local hospital. When he visited him he was aghast to see him in a full body cast and his face was badly bruised. “What happened?” he asked.
Through a drugged haze Mr. Lee replied, “You hired me to follow she and she met another he. They go to hotel so I climb near by tlee to see what I could see. I climb out on branch and I see she play with he and he play with she and I got so excited I play with me and fall out of tlee. So sorry.
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Katerina

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A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin.

On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?"

"I want number 69" she replies.

"You want beef with broccoli?"
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Hank Alvarez

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Did you hear the one about the African American couple who got married and were settling down for the night? The new groom was undressing and his bride noticed that he had massive scars on his knees. She asked, "What happened? You look like you don't have any knee caps."
"I don't," he replied. "When I was a child I had knee-monia and they had to remove them."
"Oh my God, she gasped, "I hope you didn't have dick-theria." HHH
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