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Down With Dildos!Two state legislators say no to sex toys by John Spragens Thank God the state legislature is back in session. When theyre gone, political columnists are forced to take up serious topics like the deputy governor lobbying subordinates on local political issues, U.S. national vulnerability to cyber-attack and the police chief threatening to storm out of a neighborhood meeting. But now that Americas dumbest criminals have reconvened their lawmaking body, its easy street for journalistic bottom-feeders to meet deadlines. To wit: Senate Bill 3794 (House Bill 3798), legislation that would make it illegal to sell, advertise, publish or exhibit to another person any three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs
. For that matter, if you offer to show someone your dildo collectionor possess a vibrator with the intent to show it to someoneyoud be violating this proposed state law. And dont even think about wholesaling those three-dimensional sex toys. Of course, as with all good public policy, state Sen. Charlotte Burks and Rep. Eric Swafford have included a few exemptions for responsible dildo-users. College students and faculty are allowed to enter the sex-toy tradeas long as they are teaching or pursuing a course of study related to such device, like Auto-Erotic Stimulation 101. Your doctor or psychologist will similarly be authorized to prescribe the regular use of a sex toy in the course of medical or psychological treatment or care. And finally, employees of historical societies, museums, public libraries andwait for itschool libraries are allowed to traffic in devices named Thruster, The Emperor and The Horny Hare, provided theyre doing their official duties. That means the Carnton Plantation would remain free to put up that Dildos of the Antebellum exhibit Robert Hicks has been pitching. What do Burks and Swafford have against genital stimulation? Your guess is as good as ours. At press time, staff members hadnt returned messages left Tuesday morning, probably because its hard to defend such stupid ideas. Attorneys for the state of Georgia couldnt defend them either: two weeks ago, a federal appeals court overturned portions of a similar Georgia law on the grounds that advertising bans violate free speech rights. Nonetheless, this Tennessee legislative tag-team went ahead and introduced their bill last Thursday, and on Monday, it passed a perfunctory first reading. In other Monday developments, Tennesseans died from a lack of health care, remained poorly educated and were among the most obese state populations in the nation.
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So if I tell my doctor I'm goin crazy from lack of sex for long distance relationships I can get a perscription to use my toy? HA! What the hell are they thinkin?
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