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Tub Toys

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

There is no place I like using my sex toys more than in the tub. Reclining in the bath tub I am in the perfect position to play with my adult toys. Whether you’re by yourself or with your partner there’s nothing more relaxing, or more titillating, after a long day at work!

If you’re wondering how to use sex toys in the bath the first thing to do is to make sure you’ve got the right toy. Not all sex toys are made to be waterproof- and even some that seem like they should be, aren’t. Even when I buy a sex toy that is specifically marked ‘waterproof’ I still test it out first by submerging it in a water filled sink and turning it on. This is also a good way to test the sound. You know how you’re always warned about being quiet if you have sex on the beach because of how sound travels over water? Well that goes for sex toys in the bath tub, too. I was very embarrassed one evening when I realized my normally quiet vibrator sounded much louder (me, too, while I’m being honest) when I used it for the first time in the bathtub. If you live with your partner this could be a good thing. If you’re living with roommates, probably not so much.

Another tip I’ve come across while learning how to use sex toys in the tub is that you still need to use lube. The water quickly removes the natural lubrication your body makes and a fun night of water play can end with you being sore the next day. Water-based lubes won’t do much for you when using your sex toys in the water, but any other lubricants will be just fine.

Ass Tease

Monday, September 8th, 2008

I rode her asshole HARD last night. I threatened her with it for weeks, and she laughingly played into it, teasing me with pictures from her cell phone. She would sneak off into a public bathroom stall and take out her little pocket vibe, masturbating with one hand and snapping photos with the other. One night while she was traveling I recognized the unmistakable logo of a Starbucks in the periphery of the image she sent. The image coincidentally had her bent over in front of the bathroom mirror with beads in her ass and a thick dildo obviously railing at her pussy.

She got home from her trip and I immediately snatched her up to my place where I had all the necessary electric sex toys and some old school DIY sex toys laid out like a surgeon’s tools. I played with her tits, and her perpetually wet pussy for a bit to prime her, then with a little spit and smile I slid my finger into her asshole and worked it for a bit until I felt she was loose enough to take me. I stood her up and bent her over. Stripped her skirt without warning and squeezed a generous helping of lube on her little star. I entered slowly, as a gentleman should, but once I felt the tension go away I FUCKED that tiny asshole HARD until I saw the glint of a tear roll down her cheek. That’s when I poured my load inside her ass and let out a roar. I pulled out and watched my cum seep from her gaping hole, then walked to the bathroom to clean myself up. I tossed her a towel, again, as a gentleman should. I shut the light and closed the door so she could recoop in private. And I noticed a bit of blood dripping down from her rectum between her spread legs, and thought to myself, “That’ll teach her to tease ME.”

Safety First

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Electric sex toys are enormously popular. Most people who own sex toys will have electric sex toys ones way or another. Like all sex toys sold in the United States electric sex toys are put through vigorous testing to make sure they are safe for you to use. But it does help to know your sex toy and some basic safety rules.

The biggest no-no with most electric sex toys is water. Unless your electric sex toys are specifically marked to be water safe do not use your electric sex toys in the bath, shower, pool, hot tub, or Jacuzzi. If you think you want the option of bringing your electric sex toys in one of these places it’s worth the extra money, and making the extra effort to find a waterproof sex toy.

Because of the water restrictions on electric sex toys this also means you have to be a little more careful when it comes to cleaning. Wiping your electric sex toys down with a damp cloth will keep them running longer than holding them under a running faucet or soaking them in the sink.

Eva Astrider v.s. Irlie, the Evil Federation Queen

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Irlie, the evil Federation queen, faced Eva Astrider in the aft section of the stolen pod-cruiser.
“I never wanted it to come to this my young apprentice,” the older woman said, extending her hand from under her white robe. “But you leave me no choice.”

“I cannot let you pass, you know that,” Eva said, widening her stance, her long tanned legs poised up high on her three-inch pumps.

“Then we battle to the end,” the petite queen said and from her wrist she flicked her sizzling starburst vibrator to life. The vibrating wand burst welcome with a heart- clutching “Buzz AH”.

“You forget you taught me well,” the student said to teacher, as Eva flicked her hand forward and released her own 6-inch sky blue wand out before her.

“Bizz IZa,” her vibrator said.

“So, we duel,” the queen said.

“I fear there is no other way.”

Both women eased down onto the divan under below them, shucked and wiggled to get the folds of the front of their robes open, their legs spread wide, their heels still on as they dangled a foot here, a toe there. Facing each other, the woman shifted their respective butts, angled their pelvises, and with one final arched back moan from each teacher and student, queen and revolutionary, mentor and ex-friend, these champions for good and evil lifted their vibrating sex toys and poised them between their bald glistening pussies.

“To the end then?” the queen asked.

“To the end,” Eva agreed.

“Bizz Ah Zipp Biz” rose as the woman dipped their weapons of pleasure down to each other and began the long luxurious process of battling in an orgasm duel for universal supremacy.

Eva’s old teacher, the dark-haired queen of the creeping evil Federation, was an expert with vibrators of every kind. It was only when Eva was deemed worthy that Irlie had taught her the ancient arts of self pleasure with toys and how, when used effectively, Eva might be able to defeat an enemy by lulling them into a quick release orgasm. But Eva feared her old teacher had kept some knowledge back, ancient recipes for simulating vibrator usage from bygone ages when pleasuring your partner and masturbatory techniques were valued on planets before there were such things as Federation strongholds and revolutionary attacks.

Sure Eva had battled in close melee with vibrating eggs, celestial floating bullets and had even used a hand stim unit or two,(the lanky blonde had built a reputation as being a very dangerous woman with any vibrator) but she had never been up against a woman like the evil queen. She tried to breathe through the sensations, but Irlie was applying just the right amount of pressure, tapping the tip of the Vibratex Starburst at a rocking rhythmic tease to Eva’s bulging clit that the younger woman was sure would be her undoing.

For her part Irlie actually felt a slight edge of nervousness, spread vagina to spread vagina with her old apprentice. Eva had been her best student, an adept quick leaner with a steady hand and very strong will. And as she worked the tip of her well-worn vibrator against Eva’s then protruding pinpoint nub, the queen feared she might very well have unknowingly met her match here.

Even with her tiny ass clutched, her big breasts bouncing, Irlie felt her low stomach clutch as Eva lean in, seemingly ignoring the pressure and vibration on her own clit, and executed a maneuver the older woman had never thought the younger would ever try. Irlie actually thought she might come as Eva lifted her young pale wrist and pressed the long shaft of her vibrating wand vertically between the queen’s wet lips.

“I…I am so sorry,” Eva sighed as she felt her entire body meeting there at her vibrating, engorged clitoris. “I never wanted, I never wan…”

“I know my young student, I kno…kno…ohhh,” Irlie panted herself as Eva kept the pressure of the vibrator vertical and strong between her gloppy nether universe.

Both women looked up from their battle and locked eyes.

Eva felt her last vestige of reason leave her. This was too much. The simulation on her clit, the perfect artistry of her old teacher’s hand coaxing her…

Irlie’s lips were giving way to the new regime, to this upstart, this skilled and crafty vixen with the long legs and strong middle finger who was…

_SHHHzarang!!_

The pod spun, shifted and jostled there in space as the craft was hit by a tracking ray. Both women fell back, their respective vibrating weapons falling to the cold steel floor beneath their make-shift boudoir divan.

“An Emetrtl Fleet ship!” Iriel said as she jumped to her feet to look out the view screen.

How to care for your vibrator

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Good vibrators are an investment worth protecting and so is your health. If not properly cared for, vibrators can bread bacteria that can cause serious health problems and infections. Luckily, it’s easy to properly clean, care for, and maintain your vibrators so that they will give you years of pleasure and no pain.

The most important part of caring for your vibrators is proper cleaning. Vibrators and dildos should always be washed with an anti-bacterial cleanser, like the Intimate Accessories Antibacterial Toy Cleaner. Proper washing of your vibrators will help ensure that no harmful bacteria are introduced to your pleasure parts.

Proper storing is also important. It is wise to keep your rubber and silicone toys separated during storage. Over time, the materials can degrade, requiring toy replacement. While this breakdown of materials is normal, when toys are left touching the rubber or silicone parts can cause faster breakdown of materials, limiting the lifespan of your investments. Consider storing your clean vibrators and dildos rolled up in a clean towel. Always keep vibrators and dildos stored in temperature controlled areas. Excess heat or cold will damage the materials and can cause battery erosion.

Of course, all good things must come to an end. Even with the best care, your vibrators and dildos will eventually need replacement. Vibrators made of rubber, silicone, or fake skin will eventually get cracks and fissures in the materials. These cracks and fissures are hiding places and breeding grounds for bacteria, so if you notice that your sex toys are beginning to degrade, it’s time to toss them out and find yourself some new pleasure makers.

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How to choose a vibrator

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

For many people, choosing a first vibrator can be a bit daunting. Knowing what you will enjoy and what may turn you off isn’t always an easy selection process. Then there’s the problem of what size to get! Relax. Luckily, there are many first vibrators to choose from.

Before buying your first vibrator, consider your previous sexual and masturbation experiences. What did you enjoy? Oral stimulation? Did you try anal? How big is your partner? Do you like to have your clit licked? Answering these questions beforehand will arm you with the knowledge you need to find your perfect first vibrator.

For first-time masturbators, consider getting a water-proof vibrator to use in the bath or shower. The hot water all over your body may make you more relaxed and adventurous. If you’re just starting out using a vibrator and are unsure what you will enjoy, consider something simple like the “Vibe Me” Petite Waterproof Vibe-luster.

If you know you love having your G-spot stimulated, consider the Silent Vibrations Pearl White G-Spotter as a beginner vibrator. G-spot vibrators make it easy to find the elusive G-spot, and tickle it till you cream.

If you love having your clit licked, consider the Vibratex Little Kiss vibrator. This rabbit-style vibrator will turn a vibrator beginner into vibrator lover!

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Keep a bunny in your bed with a vibrator

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

By now you may have heard the whispers, the gossip, the “You’ve got to get one!”s. The secret is out—rabbit vibrators are pleasure makers. It all started with the original Jack Rabbit, a funny-looking vibrator with a little rabbit stuck on the shaft for clitoral stimulation. But that’s not all these rampant rabbits offer. With multiple speeds and separate controls for the clit stimulator and the rotating shaft, these cute bunnies also offer G-spot stimulation by way of beads inside a fat part of the shaft, and rotating heads. These are the perfect all-around vibrators!

The pleasure-land of jack rabbit vibrators has now expanded, and we’re not just on Watership Downs anymore. Try the iVibe Rabbit Harness Strap-On to pleasure at leisure (guys, just think how you’ll outlast your partner using this strap-on on her). If rabbits really aren’t your style, consider The Beaver, or the Japanese Butterfly. If what you’re after is size and power and you don’t want to think of your vibrator as a sweet little friend, try the Vibratex Thundercloud on for size!

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Too many choices

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

It’s nice to have a lot of options but taking a look through any decent sex toy catalogue, website or store can be really overwhelming. Who knew there were so many possible size, shapes, colors, and kinds of vibrators? How do you know which is the right kind of vibrator for you?

The easiest way to narrow down our choices and get the right vibrator is to know your body. To say it a little more forwardly- what makes you cum? If you cum easily with penetration then you will probably want to look for a vibrator that is made of a soft, natural feeling material like silicone rubber. You might not even want a vibrator at all; a dildo could do the job nicely.

Most people though want their vibrator for external stimulation. You could be in this category if you only cum during oral sex. These vibrators usually work better if they are made of a harder plastic material so you can adjust how much pressure you give yourself without having the tip of the vibrator bend or give the way a soft silicone rubber vibrator does. There are also vibrators that are made to handle both. Now you can get penetration along with clitoral stimulation. This is known as a rabbit vibrator.

Once you experiment with a few vibrators you’ll probably end up owning a collection of them for different moods and situations. The vibrator you use when playing with your husband may not be the same one you use when you’re taking care of yourself!

Freak Flag!

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Okay so I’ve got this secret and I don’t mind writing it here because well you’ll never tell, I guess… because you have NO idea who I am really. So, I’ll just come out and say it, I love kinky sex toys. LOVE THEM!!! Like, my world did not exist before I found my anal dildo, my cock rings my, prostate stimulator, or good lord in heaven you knows I loves my beads. And here we are in a place where I cannot only share that, but I can find new ones!!! Heh heh… I love it. Okay a little background on me, is that I am a straight male, mid twenties, pretty good looking if I do say so myself, I have a great job and a very healthy sex life. I am currently single but for the same reasons any guy my age is single, butt plug envy. I KID, seriously though I have been reading some of the other posts and am SO happy to have found a place where I can talk about the time I choked myself out with a fairly large gage plug in my bum and was found by my older brother naked and on the floor with a belt around my neck, my dick in my hand, and of course the plug you know where. (He still won’t ask me to pass him anything at the Thanksgiving table). Anyways, I just wanted to check in to let my freak flag fly high and say hello. Go forth good people and make with the kinky sex!


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