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After my last relationship, I decided to take a break. For the next year, I decided I was through with the mind games of men. However, I was in no mood to deny myself the glorious pleasures of sexual enjoyment. In fact, I was intent upon discovering more sexual joy than any man had shown me. So thus was my quest— I set out to seek Mr. Good Dong.

My first stop was the “risqué” store I always passed when walking to work. I had never been in this particular place before, and I was mesmerized by the plethora of long, thin vibrators, short rubber vibrators, dongs that looked human, and even vibrating dongs that looked like they had rabbits attached. I was overwhelmed. After a second similar experience at another store a couple days later, I settled on surfing the internet where one can take one’s own sweet time to shop.

Being in the market to buy the perfect dildo was a bit like searching for the right boyfriend – it needed to be a good fit. After all, it was going to be my close companion. I would come home after work and peruse the web, sometimes getting pretty excited in the process. Finally, I saw “him.” “He” was called a cinnamon cyberskin cyber cock(!), but I immediately decided to call him Simon.

Simon is a good 7 inches, and feels just perfect inside me. We do it morning and night and he always hits the spot. Occasionally when I’m in a mischievous mood, I’ll tell the girls at work I have a hot date with Simon that night. They have no idea!

As most any Postal Service employee can tell you, a real sign of the current economic situation is that people are moving in together more and more. If you suddenly find yourself with a roommate, you might also suddenly find that your sex life is suffering. Many people fear that their roommates will hear their vibrators buzzing, and stop using them for fear of embarrassment. Well have no fear, quiet vibes are here!

Many ladies love their rabbit vibes, but the Jack Rabbit can be a bit too noisy when you’re trying to be discreet. When the roommate moves in, get yourself a Silicone Impulse Snow Bunny right away. Not only will you love the quiet motor, but the quality is exceptional, and speed options and rows of rotating will have you stifling moans.

Doc Johnson has G-Spot lovers covered in quiet with the discreet Silent Vibrations Pearl White G-Spotter. This little doozy packs a vibrating wallop with multiple speeds, and is so quiet the only give away will be the smile it puts on your face.

For personal play or partner play that is quiet, powerful, and designed to go anywhere, try the Impulse Bunny Arouser. It’s a bullet-style vibe that comes with a brilliant little rabbit sleeve. Designed to be used on the clitoris, or in any orifice, the Impulse Bunny is sure to please.

You know, I’ve always wondered about the landfill question, too. I don’t even know how much of a vibrator would even be recyclable but I bet even if they are a lot of people just kind of hide them in their trash and dump them without bringing them into a recycling center. I try to be green in everything I do, so I’ve mainly stuck to glass dildos since they are more durable and are recyclable at the same time.

My personal favorite is the ‘24 Carat Gold Double Happiness’

(http://www.tabutoys.com/catalog/ProductDetails.asp?productid=4545&categoryid=3199) double dildo. I’ve never actually used it as a double dong for dual anal sex, but I like that it has the two sides. It makes it very easy to mix it up a little, like having two toys for the price of one. Also, I’ve added vibrating cock rings to it for an added buzz.

But knowing a few tips on how to fix a broken vibrator makes me much more interested in those again, too! Has anyone tried the Vibratex Thumbelina?

I’ve tried this one and I am definitely a big fan. I’ve always loved clitoral simulation better than being penetrated and I thought this was a really unique vibrator. I have always used the small bullet style vibrators, and liked them, but the Soft Touch blew them away completely. It felt very soft and natural and I thought it really did feel like being gently tongued. It had a much softer feel than my bullet vibrators and was definitely easier to direct to hit the right spot than some of the other larger vibrators I’ve tried, even ones meant for the clit.

If you’re going for clitoral stimulation and want something that will kind of mimic that oral sex sort of feeling, I also recommend the Butterfly Clitoral Pump. I was almost scared off by the word _pump_ but once I tried it I was hooked. It feels like being gently sucked and the little cup that fits over your clit is filled with ticklers that really get you going. And it even vibrates!

I’m going to chime in and agree with everyone who is saying ‘Buy a rabbit’. I can’t imagine the sex toy novice that won’t be won over by that toy. Get her a rabbit and she will definitely keep a warm place for you in her heart forever. I personally like the Fukuoko Twist-n-shout Rabbit. I’ll be honest, I do have rabbit style vibrators that are a little quieter than this one (if your lady has roommates maybe something to keep in mind?) but it makes up for the slightly louder noise by being the single best sex toy I own.

It’s water proof, which opens up an entire new world of aquatic play for both of you. It is incredibly durable. Mine gets a lot of play time and I have never had a problem with it. I have had a lot of other vibrators (rabbit vibrators and non-rabbits) that I didn’t use nearly as often they ended up wearing out on me. And it is phthalate free, which is something I’m very concerned about when it comes to something I put inside my body.

I’ve been using anal toys for a few years and decided I was ready to move up to some of the ‘advanced’ (a.k.a. extreme, huge, large, giant, somewhat intimidating) anal sex toys. But when I got my extra large vibrator in the mail and saw just how big it really was I was already rethinking how ‘advanced’ I was. I checked the size when I ordered by seeing inches written out on a computer screen but actually holding a giant purple vibrator in your own hand are two completely different things. If I hadn’t already told my husband I’d ordered it and gotten him so geared up over it I probably would have packed it away unused.

Now that we’ve play tested it though I’m thinking twice about just keeping it around for a novelty thing to shock my friends. The vibrations didn’t do a lot for me; it was so thick I felt a much more subtle hum than I ever felt in any of my smaller anal toys. I definitely think an extreme giant vibrator works better as a big dildo than it does for the vibration effect.

But more than how it physically feels the extreme anal toys are more about the mental pleasure. I felt incredibly kinky and dirty having my husband use such an extreme toy on my ass. I’m not normally much of a voyeur but I loved watching him use this giant anal toy on me. Afterwards he kind of said the same to me. He told me he never felt like the star of his own porn movie before!

I was thinking the other day, which can bring no good to anyone, I know. But I was watching The Food Network’s Alton Brown on “Good Eats” and I realized that he has a special disdain in the kitchen for what he calls “Mono-taskers”, like electric Apple peelers, or well any big bulky kitchen item that is only designed to serve one purpose and otherwise just takes up space. It got me thinking that I have got a LOT of sex toys, some are quite respectable multi-taskers, for instance my anal vibrator, also double as a clit vibe. And let’s face it; dildos can be stuck in just about whichever hole you like. But things like my butterfly stimulator or my ball gag, well they are only good for the one thing, and they take up a relatively significant amount of space in my bedside table. Even my anal beads could, if need be, double as a necklace…well a bracelet, if pressed to find a second purpose, but those mono-taskers, are beginning to make me feel like an inefficient sex toy user.

This is not some fantasy blog, or some concept of anyone’s imagination, this is my life. I got “discovered” when I was very young, too young maybe, I don’t know. I was snatched up into the limelight and exposed to an unreal world of pretty people and an opulent norm that cannot, and should not be maintained. I am a writer, actress and model recognized at first for my talent (I hope) and then my appearance, but I don’t know that I was ready for any of it. I am taking a hiatus from the biz for a bit in MX, and can’t write any of this on my public blog, or MySpace, because well it will make some trade paper or get back to my agent, or a studio and then I’m fucked.

What’s the deal? Well, I have secrets like anyone and sometimes I guess I just need a confessor. So forgive me father, but I’m into kinky sex and for what I do, it’s got to be a secret. I like sex toys, I mean the best sex toys, I mean sex toys you would buy at a hardware store. I know a hundred and one ways to use a vibrator. I love anonymous sex, and group sex. Gang bangs THRILL me, though I haven’t been able to safely throw one as yet, and if given the chance I would love to spend a weekend with countless sexy women in lesbian orgy.

There now I feel better, feels good just to have typed it out, even if no-one ever reads it.

Usually when someone is talking about electric sex toys they mean something fairly basic, like a vibrator. They may, however, be referring to a sex toy used in ‘electric stimulation play’, sometimes called ‘e-stim’.

If you’ve ever accidentally given yourself a good shock then you know the power of electricity on the body. It can cause muscles to contract and cause the body to tingle. Electric sex toys used in e-stim work on the same idea. They give a very, very low dose shock of electricity, causing your muscles to contract- which when used below the belt is just like an orgasm!

Electric sex toys used in e-stim don’t put out enough electricity to be dangerous. Like many vibrators, they all come with current control devices on them so you can control the level of sensation you receive. At the lowest setting you will probably just feel a slight tingle, not unlike the feel of a vibrator; the higher settings are for when you get more adventurous with your e-stim play.
Also like vibrators some electric sex toys used in e-stim are meant for penetration and some are not. Electric sex toys used for penetration often come with removable attachments so they can be used for anal as well as vaginal play.

“I can’t do this,” Cindy said as I came around the car to the open passenger door. “Really Fred, this is gonna be too much.”

            “Jesus girl, all you have ever said to me was how much you love your sex toys, how you almost can’t come unless you’re using one, how you even want to teach a class on how to use a vibrator, you’re so good at it. And now you won’t even do this, this simple little walk through the mall?”

            “You’re really such a light weight after all, huh?” I added, closing the passenger door behind my best friend’s shapely ass.

            “You’re a real prick, you know that right?” Cindy said, but was smiling. I reached into my pocket and fingered the remote.

            “Oh God, oh God,” she squealed as the wireless simulator in her thong winked to life against her clit.

            “This is not fair,” the tall Chinese girl shuttered and just as her pretty white chin really began to quiver I quieted the vibrator by pushing the remote’s switch to off.

            “Oh this is _so _fair,” I said, closing my _Yaris’_ door, beeping the lock and walking hand in hand with my best friend to the mall entrance.

            “How many times have you teased me with those big tits?” I said as we walked through the parking lot. “How often do I sit across from you and stare at your cleavage and know you will never let me see those tits?”

            “And your ass? How many times have I seen your thong poking out low cut jeans or peaking at me from under skirts and shit?”

            “Yeah, but that’s cause…well you know we’re better friends than if we ever hooked-up. Besides, you always say you like looking at my body.”

            “I do, I do like it,” I agreed as we stepped onto the curb. “This is all just a little payback. A way to tease you, get a nice vibrating arousal going, and we still don’t have to hook-up.”

            “But this thong,” Cindy said looking down at her tight crotch.

            I flicked the remote and she suddenly stood stock still.

            “Jesus, I’m going to come right here,” my best friend said as she stood clutching my hand, willing herself not to give over to the vibrator’s sensation. We stood under the mall’s entrance awing, as an elderly couple passed us and smiled. We really just looked like any nice college kids out for a night at the mall.

            “Come on, just a little walk through, that’s all,” I said and once again turned the remote off.

        “You’re gonna be…” Cindy wheezed as I literally pulled her forward. “…you’re gonna be close?”

            “Close enough, like in range, I mean I got to be within 15 feet for the remote vibrator to work, but I’ll make sure you don’t see me all the time,” I snickered.

        I stole a glance down to Cindy’s tight shirt and saw her nipples poking out. Good, this was definitely getting to her. Let’s face it, she wanted; ached for, forever spoke about newer kinkier desires, with her toys, with her latest boyfriends, with just what she fantasized about. Sure, we were best friend and wouldn’t hook-up but this was a nice way to get the voluptuous girl nice and wet. I knew Cindy loved every blessed minute of being teased; she would never have accepted the vibrating thong from me if she hadn’t wanted to wear it.

        Really neither one of us could lose here.

            “The fun of this is you don’t know when I am around and when I’m going to hit the remote,” I said and just as we walked through the mall entrance and into the food court I flicked the switch again. 

        “You’re, you’re ah ha ha…” she squealed so loud two kids turned to look at her. 

            “Meet me back here in an hour,” I said. “That’s if you can still walk.”

            I kissed her cheek as she stood there shuttering, I quieted the remote and skipped away from Cindy.

            Just a nice Wednesday night walk through the mall, I thought.