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Miss Jeanne had something new for me every time. From hot stones to magnets to new scented oil, my sixty-year-old masseuse was always trying to relax my muscles in some new intricately enticing way or tickling my skin so I was alight with intense pleasure the half hour I was on her table. And though I appreciated the petite lady’s determined professionalism, with each new approach or toy she introduced, my masseuse ‘amped’ my arousal level up past any normal range. Seeing as I was lying with just a sheet covering my naked ass, this very skilled attractive older woman tickling, touching and kneading me to such perfect degrees, was it no wonder that many a Tuesday night I sped home to my condo, ripped off my clothes and jerked off wildly to the lasting effects of the Miss Jeanne’s attentions?

            “I know I used a hand massager on you once, right?” the lady said as she pushed the sheet down my lower back just above the crack of my ass. I couldn’t help but press my pelvis into the table. If Miss Jeanne ever caught my movements or heard my sighs she never let on. I guess she just figured it was all part of a successful massage when a client wiggled and moaned.

       “I’m not really a big fan of vibrators,” she continued. “I know how to use a vibrator, but you know I like to have my fingers free, my hands at the ready.”

        “But I found these little things,” the lady continued as I suddenly realized she was not just making conversation.

        “I mean, they were in a sex store,” Miss Jeanne snickered. “I bought three.”

        Just what the hell was this sixty year-old woman doing in a sexy toyshop, I figured was a question I could ask at another time.

        I tried to ease my breathing as I heard Miss Jeanne shift behind me. I tuned to look over my shoulder and saw the lady standing with her back to me at the single high shelf at the right corner of the room where she stored all her accoutrements.

       “I love that they’re wireless,” she said as I lie back down and tried not to push my pelvis down again in the anticipation. “Kinda like a remote vibrator really.”

       I heard the sound of low humming then.

       “Tell me how this feels,” the lady over me said and suddenly I felt the lightest, shake and shimmer of Miss Jeanne’s right hand on my shoulder blade. 

       “Ah aha,” I said as the lady simply tickled three fingertips down to the center of my back. I could feel almost prickling, not stinging, not hot even, but a consistent vibrating trio of tips on my skin.

       “That’s nice,” she said. “I don’t even have to touch you all that much. It’s like my finger tips are just dancing. I like these, I really like these.”

       From what I could tell Miss Jeanne had put finger tip vibrators on.

       “Oh Ja…Miss Jeanne,” I sighed.

        Shit, there was no mistaking how aroused I was, why try to hide it?! I humped her table as she moved her right hand down my back.

       “Wow this really does relax the muscles.”

        One muscle wasn’t so relaxed, I wanted to scream, but I arched my back as the lady got right to where my sheet just covered the top of my ass.

       “It’s really a nice low to medium variable,” she said spider-ing her fingers to the small of my back. I didn’t dare even guess where her other hand might be.

       “Let’s see,” she said and ripped down the sheet covering my ass. She had the thing off me completely in one fluid motion, the cool scented air of the room hit me and I bucked then.

       “Mmmm, I know I have never told you this,” and Miss Jeanne placed those three vibrating fingers tips dead center of my right ass cheek. “But you really do have a nice ass, Phillip.”

       She pressed deep and my glut muscle released as I moaned and ground my hips for all I was worth.

       “These really work good, huh?’ the lady said and lifted her hand off my complaint flesh as fast she as she had plopped it down, She went to my left cheek and knead, buzzed and vibrated me there.

       “Mmmm hmmm,” the lady cooed above me. “I really do like the way this feels.”

       I arched, I shucked, I moaned and quaked. I opened my legs, willing her to dip those tiny little buzzing minions between my thighs, maybe up under me, touching my balls or even…

      “Ok, well I know these work good,” Miss Jeanne said, removed her hand and then pulled the sheet once more across my butt.

      I fell to the table once again, felt the lady go to her shelf and prayed the massage was over so I could get home and jerk-off!

Just like dildos, vibrators come with a variety of options in function and color. Some vibes offer dual-penetration, some offer suction cups for upright humping. With the inception of the rabbit style vibrators, many vibes now days come in bright, friendly colors. But for many people, purples and glitzy pinks are simply not what turns them on—many people want the look and feel of a real cock.

Very often, reproduction skin and feel is associated with dildos. Now, you can get your real dick and vibration too. With products like the Cyberskin X-Tasy Natural Vibe, and the Emperor Vibrating, it is now possible to get a realist dick, and even balls too.

If you or your partner fantasize about threesomes, consider a realistic vibrating cock to enhance your play. It’s like having your cake, and eating it too.

What’s the real difference between a regular vibrator and an anal vibe? Not much really. Anal vibes generally offer a wider base than regular vibrators, making anal vibes easier to handle and play with, not to mention remove. Of course, regular vibrators work well for anal play, but anal enthusiasts will tell you that a good anal vibrator will take your anal play to the next level.

Another benefit of using an anal vibrator for your anal pleasure is comfort. Anal vibes come in a range of sizes, allowing the beginner to start small and work his way up. If you are new to anal play, consider getting yourself a kit that features many sizes and lengths of anal toys, like the Juli Ashton Anal Beginners Kit. This kit starts you off with small anal plugs, and helps you work your way up to a big, long, anal vibrator. Of course, anal play at all levels is more comfortable when you use an anal lubricant like Astroglide Anal Lubrication.

Not all vibrators are phallic shafts designed for penetration. If you love having your clitoris stimulated but don’t like regular dildos or vibrators, consider a clitoral pump, like the Butterfly Clitoral Pump. It’s like getting cunnilingus whenever you want it, without ever having to give it back!

Clitoral pumps work by fitting a cup over your clit, then using the attached air pump to suction your way to pleasure. But clit pumps don’t stop there. Once you’ve reached comfortable suction, turn on your battery operated vibrating clitoral pump for maximum pleasure! It’s like receiving fellatio any time you want it! No more waiting for your partner to come home from work, or waking her in the middle of the night begging for oral favors. Quiet and discreet, a clitoral pump will be your clit’s new best friend!

If you are nervous about how to use a vibrator, the key is to relax. Start by creating a peaceful, safe environment to pleasure yourself in. The bath or shower may be a great place for masturbation beginners. Lock the door. Dim the lights or light some candles—harsh overhead lighting is more likely to make you feel exposed.

Now lie down comfortably and clear your head. You might start by playing with your tits first, just to get your mind at ease and your body feeling sexy. A bit of finger-masturbation should get your juices flowing and your clitoris ready for serious pleasure. Using some water-based lubricant will help ensure a safe, comfortable experience.

When you’re ready, set your vibrator on the lowest setting. If you aren’t ready for insertion yet, use your vibrator to stimulate your clitoris and ass. Once you get excited and feel comfortable, insert the vibrator wherever it feels best. Now, turn up the controls, move it around, pump it in and out at your own comfort zone. Remember, masturbation with a vibrator can relieve stress and make you feel more whole and in control. Enjoy yourself. Take your time. When you’re done, remember to fully clean your vibrator with an anti-bacterial cleaner, and store in a dry place.

If you’re new to the use of sex toys and wonder what ways to use a vibrator to increase your pleasure, the answer is easy—however you want to! While vibrators advertise different uses, such as anal, G-spot, clitoris stimulator’s, there are no rules to what you can do with any specific vibrator.

Follow your own, or your partner’s lead with vibrator use. If you love having your outer ass tickled during anal, try using your jack rabbit vibrator for anal play. Bullet vibrators can be used for clitoral stimulation, or vaginal or anal play. Consider the Pixie Plus with Sleeved Bullet—that bullet can go anywhere, do anything you want it to.

And remember, vibrators don’t just have to be used in the lower regions. Realistic-looking vibrators can be a turn-on during oral play. Just imagine how hot your partner will get watching you give head to a realistic cock while he fucks you! It’s the easy way to bring a third party to the sex bed without fear of embarrassment or jealous feelings.

For a bit of fun while you’re out and about, remote vibrators just can’t be beat. With remote control ranges up to 30 feet, imagine your partner’s excitement at controlling your pleasure at dinner parties and social functions—even the grocery store! Of course, if you’re running errands alone, remote control vibrators can make your errands a ton more fun!

Remote vibrators come with two basic options. Some are embedded in special panties for external clitoral stimulation any time, any where. Others, like the Remote Control Egg, are inserted into the vagina or rectum and worn with any of your favorite panties, from lacy thongs to your favorite, comfy ‘Granny Panties’.

Of course, you can carry the remote in your own pocket or purse, and keep full control yourself. But, imagine the feeling of sharing a sexy little secret with your partner while out at social gatherings. Imagine your favorite little black dress, high heels, and your remote control vibrator. Give your partner the multi-speed remote control and let him tease you (and himself) with it all evening long!

While the elusive G-spot can be hard to find and keep stimulated, vibrators offer an easy solution. If you are looking for a vibrator that will hit the G-spot quickly and easily, look for one that is long and curved. The Slimline Celebrity G, is a nice gentle G-spot stimulating vibrator with simple controls. If your G-spot craves more power, try Jenna’s Velvet G. Of course, if you want to extend your play and pleasure, G-spot vibrators can also be used to stimulate the clitoris externally.

Of course, there are many ways to use a G-spot vibe for women, but let’s not forget the wonders it will do for a man. Using a water-based lubricant, insert the G-spot vibe anally to stimulate the prostate. If your man is a nervous first-timer, use the G-spot vibe on yourself and show him how good it can be before letting him take his turn.

Like most women I first heard about the rabbit vibrator when it was on that episode of Sex and the City. I had played with plenty of sex toys at that point so I thought it was a little over the top that we were supposed to believe that Charlotte was so addicted to her rabbit vibrator that they had to have an intervention. C’mon! I thought. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love my vibrator (okay, okay vibrators, I have more than one) but an intervention? Please!

But once I tried the rabbit vibrator myself I was totally hooked. I think it was the strongest orgasm of my life! Vibrators alone are really nothing compared to a dual action vibratory like the rabbit vibrator. I love being penetrated but really need clit stimulation also to really have a strong orgasm. The rabbit vibrator takes care of both nicely.

Once I tried a ‘basic’ rabbit vibrator model I moved on to a jack rabbit vibrator with more options. The one I have now has six different patterns of vibrations and a rotating head that I can’t get enough of! Now I can mix it up with one toy instead of buying three or four different ones. It’s even waterproof so I can use it in the bathtub.

Lots of people seem to think that vibrators are just for woman to use to pleasure themselves. Not true! They can also be used by men to pleasure themselves and their partners- and it doesn‘t matter if those partners are men or women either.

Men can run the vibrator up and down their cock to enjoy the vibrators motion the same as a woman using it to stimulate her clit. Many men also love the way the tip of the vibrator feels against their nipples. I once had a boyfriend who swore by cupping at slim gentle speed vibrator in his hand while jerking off. He’d even ask me to do it to him as part of our play. And, of course, men can insert the vibratory into their anus the same as a woman can slip it into her pussy.

Get inventive with your vibrator! It can not only take care of your needs when your alone but can also add to the experience with your partner. Many people who have been in long term relationships swear that vibrator play spices up their tired sex play and gives their relationships new life. There are so many shapes and uses for vibrators you’ll probably never stop running out of new ideas for how to use them.