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A few years back someone gave a thong with a built in vibrator. I thought this remote control vibrator was simply a risqué gag gift and tossed them into my panty drawer, promptly forgetting about them. That is I forgot about them until I asked my boyfriend to dig through that drawer and find me a pair of stockings to wear to a dinner party. He didn’t find the stockings (of course) but he did find the remote control vibrator panties. (Also, of course. Don’t men have the amazing ability to track these things down.) I stammered a little, afraid he would think I actually used the vibrator panties, but as soon as I was done with my silly excuses he said just one thing:

“Wear them tonight. Please.”

He always tries to make it out like I’m the big prude in our relationship so I decided to give him a surprise and agree. Well, I ended up being surprised. I loved the remote vibrator! All night he’d randomly give me a little thrill and no one else at the party was the wiser. I have to say it was the best time out I’ve had in a long time. When we got home he asked me how many times I came and then said I owed him. The remote vibrator really spiced up our sex life that night. Now we’re totally addicted. I’ve even started wearing them at work!

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My boyfriend always laughs that no matter how dirty I may be in bed I’m a neat freak the rest of the time. But the truth may just be that I’m cheap! I love using a vibrator as part of our play and with all the money we spend on sex toys, I’ve always thought keeping them clean and well maintained makes them last longer. Plus, let’s be honest, no one wants to use a dirty vibrator. Finding information on keeping vibrators and sex toys clean isn’t easy, so here’s some tips I’ve come across (pun intended, ha ha).

Most vibrators just need a quick rub down with warm soapy water. I like to use anti-bacterial soap on mine but you need to make sure you get the non-gritty kind because after a lot of cleanings they can add a texture to your vibrator you won’t like.

I give my vibrators a light clean up like this after every use but I also make it a habit to periodically give them a more thorough cleaning. This is really important if you’ve used your vibrator on other people. Just remember- vibrators are battery operated pieces of machinery. You definitely do not want to get water in there. I never submerge mine in a sink full of water. Also avoid the dishwasher. The dishwasher is a great place to clean a dildo but not your vibrator.

It’s been around for a long time and I love it, my wife loves it, my mom loves it (okay that’s creepy…for me, I mean). I am writing of course about the good ol’ Jack Rabbit vibrator, or I guess some folks just call it the Rabbit vibrator, either way you refer to it, it has been getting the job done for frustrated guys and girls alike since… okay well I don’t know exactly how long but it’s been a while now, right mom! (ewwwww…again).

            The secret is in the clitoral stimulator (guys, look up clitoris, girls get a sharpie and draw a map from the TV remote to an “X marks the clit”). The rotating beads of the shaft on this thing seem to bring nearly as much pleasure as the rabbit ears, as they rotate against my wife’s labia, and the orbital riggling of the “penisy” more realistic looking section of the tool does things I couldn’t do if I trained for years with the Shao Lin Penis Monks.

            Truth be known the wife and I struggled for a time with her inability to climax and the feelings of inadequacy that resulted. Bringing in the Jack Rabbit has really turned our sex life 180º toward the better. So, to women and couples alike who are struggling a bit between the sheets, I strongly suggest you give it a try… that goes for you too mom… (ahhh c’mon…that’s just not right! LOL)

Okay, I’ll admit it I have always been a bit of a meathead when it comes to sex toys, that is until my girlfriend at the time (now wife) introduced me to my new best friend, the remote vibrator. Oh my F-ing god guys, these things are CRAZY. We’re on our third one now (the first two have been honorably discharged after serving out their full tours like true champions.)

            Honestly, I don’t know why it took so long for me to accept adult sex toys as a part of my life, but once I did, a whole new world opened up. The world of  “Electric Sex Toys!” (the crowd goes WILD!!!!) My wife laughs at me because I’ve become sort of a connoisseur. It started with the remote vibe, which was great because we’d be at a neighbors party, or even once at my sister’s barbecue, and I’d hang onto the remote, watching from a distance until she was in mid-sentence, to fire it up. Then I’d sit back and smile, quietly witnessing the terribly sexy faces she’d make attempting to not disclose her pleasure while, to her credit, maneuvering through the rest of her conversation. I always watch both contented, and more turned on than ever, as I know damn well what’s going on beneath her skirt. I just bought her number 4, a remote control thong with a vibrating bullet that’s positioned right on her clit. I’m giving it to her this weekend. We have a stuffy dinner party at her mom’s house to go to. This is gonna be too much fun. I’ll let you know how it goes!