One day a bored wife is sitting at home alone when a friend of her husband's shows up at her front door.

"Hi, is Tony home?" He asks.

"No, but he'll be back soon-you can wait here on the couch if you want." she replies.

They sit down on the sofa and she notices that he's staring at her chest through her bathrobe.

After a long silence he says, "You know Sara, you have the best breasts I've ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks just to see one!"

She thinks about it and then quickly exposes her right breast. After all, it is a hundred bucks!

He thanks her and tosses a hundred dollar bill on the coffee table.

After a long silence he says, "WOW. That was so amazing I'd give you another hundred bucks just to see them both at the same time."

With that she throws open her robe and gives him a long lingering look at her breasts. Again, he throws another hundred dollar bill on the coffee table. He thanks her and leaves.

Later when her husband arrives she mentions that his friend came over.

"Oh." he says. "Did he drop off that $200 he owes me?"

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