2 dwarfs win the lottery and so hire 2 prostitutes and 2 adjoining hotel rooms.

Dwarf 1 tries all night to get an erection all he can hear from the next room is "One, two, three, HUH!!!"

This continues all night.

The next morning, Dwarf 2 asks, "so how did it go?"

Dwarf 1 replies "it was crap, I couldn't even get an erection. How was your night?"

to which Dwarf 2 replies "worse - I couldn't even get on the bed."
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