A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you're a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife: really furious now "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
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