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Butt Measurements     

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. In fact, I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue!"
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"         
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes them off.  'What's wrong?' he asks.........She answers:
"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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