Does anyone no the calorie count of cum?

I've been self sucking for about a month now. what can i say my cock is long and im a flexible guy

I work out all the time to stay in shape, but i've put on a couple extra pounds, and i haven't changed my diet other than cum about daily or every other day.

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1 tablespoon of semen= 5 calories
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Oh pleeeease. Any guy that's been gay for more than 5 minutes knows that! You're just using this as an excuse to show us your package (not that I'm complaining.)
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If I were that flexible I'd never leave the house again.
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