Ahhh..the Holidays.
"Last-minute Christmas shopping sucks" you said..
"Next year will be different" you said..
"I'll start earlier" you said...


You said so many things.

Yet here you are again, standing in line in some corporate retail inferno quietly planning your suicide while Kenny G's holiday hits plays on an endless loop. 

This post is for you:

The Naughty List: 12 Dirty Gift Ideas for Lazy People
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