WIFE:  What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:  Definitely not!
WIFE:  Why not? Don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:  Of course I do!
WIFE:  Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:  Okay, I'd marry again.
WIFE:    (with a hurtful look on her face) You would?
HUSBAND:  (audible groan)
WIFE:    Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:  That would seem the thing to do.
WIFE:  Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:  No, she's left-handed
WIFE:  (Silence)
HUSBAND:  Shit...
Lovin My Wife...Lovin Life

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P Gell
OMG, so funny. I'm e mailing it to The Man NOW!
I can be tolerant of almost anything....except Intolerance........and Dairy Products
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Hank Alvarez
Roadie: send that one to Playboy. They pay for humor. Thanks, HHH
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