What's a slut like you doing in a high class place like this?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Elvis over there?
Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
I would be honored if I could park my beef bus in tuna town.
I wish I were a burger, so I can get between those buns.
You must be my new boss because you just gave me a raise.
Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later.
So can we hang out with my wang out or what?
Do you have a gynecologist... cause i just got my degree.
Are you a mechanic? because you should be screwing me.
What time do your legs open?
Hey, I've got something to show you! Stand back it takes more room! (As you reach for your zipper).
Were you born on a farm? because you really know how to raise a cock!
guy:::: How do you scare a bee??
girl:::: i don't know how?
guy::::BOOBIE!!((grab her boob)))
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Is your dad a farmer? (No, why?) Because you got some melons..
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
(Approach a group of women) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
Excuse me, but I'm freeballing, can I borrow your underwear?
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
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Funny! (But guaranteed to get you slapped in front of all your friends.)
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Hahaha those are definitely "fuck you eyes."
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