Superman and Spiderman are standing at a Bar, and Superman is looking a bit down.

"What's the matter?" asks Spiderman.

"Well, to tell you the truth, I haven't had any for months. Lois never wants it anymore and it's really getting to me" comes the reply.

"Its funny you should say that, on the way here I was swinging past your apartment and I noticed Lois was lying in bed with her leg's spread." says Spiderman with a grin..

"What do you mean?" asks Superman

"Well, with your powers you could dive in, do the business and be out before she knows what hit her!" Spiderman replies

"Ok I'll do it....."

Off he goes to Lois's apartment and sure enough, she's still lying on her bed spread-eagle! He shoots through the window, does the job, and flies straight back to the Bar.

"What the hell was that?" says Lois

"I don't know - but my ass hurts" replies the Invisible Man...
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