An Aussie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The Aussie says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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Good one.
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Badboy_69
sweeet LOL
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Adriana
Ouch!
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