These three lads are drinking in a bar when this guy comes in and starts drinking at the bar. After a while the bloke goes up to the group of lads, points at the one in the middle and says, in a drunken slur,
"I've screwed your Mom."

The three lads look bewildered and the guy goes back to drinking at the bar. Ten minutes later he comes back and announces,
"Your Mom has sucked my penis."

The three lads try and ignore him and he goes back to the bar. After another ten minutes he comes back and shouts,
"I've had your Mom up the ass."

By now the lads have had enough and the one in the middle stands up and says,
"Look, Dad, you're pissed. Now fuck off and go home."
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