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The second round of Isabella Rossellini’s Sundance Channel series ”Green Porno” is now online, and we recommend that you watch all six short episodes. Not only will you learn all about how anglerfish reproduce, but Rossellini is hysterical, and you get to see her dressed up as a barnacle, starfish, and a whale. Plus, hearing her say “penis” in her gorgeous accent is amusing.

“Green Porno” is a series of short films, all two minutes or shorter in length, that show Rossellini dressed up as various creatures (including a whale with a six-foot dick) and explaining in her beautiful Italian accent the various details about how they procreate.

Rossellini has always been interested in animal behavior, ever since she was a little girl, and she decided to focus on the sex lives of animals in her short film series because, well, sex sells. “Not many people are interested in animal behavior, but everyone is interested in sex,” she tells us. So, she decided to make the series about how animals have sex, because it would be “varied, and scandalous, and different.” The short films aren’t meant to illuminate us on our own sex lives—after all, a barnacle probably doesn’t share the same sexual problems as you—but Rossellini does want you to learn something. “It’s supposed to be funny,” she says. “I would like the first reaction to be a laugh, and the second reaction to be, ‘Oh, I didn’t know that about animals!’”

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That’s write(sic). You read the title correctly. I’m having a Name that Schlong contest.  Shocking, right?

It gets even more shocking, because the schlong you’re going to be competing about isn’t even HUMAN.

What?

Ever heard of the Green Porno series on the Sundance Channel?

Green Porno is a series of short films on animal sexual behavior.  It was created by and stars Isabella Rossellini and airs on the Sundance Channel and Sundancechannel.com. The first season focused on insects and the second season on aquatic life.  This clip gives more background on the current season. The episodes are meant to be both educational and humorous (and artistic to boot).

Anyways, they’re sponsoring a contest on my blog. Basically, In the Green Porno 2 episode called “Why Vagina,” Isabella Rossellini wanders through a “forest” of larger-than-life penises while explaining the wonders of species-specific compatibility between penises and vaginas.  They’ve took some screen grabs from this episode and labeled each screen grab with a big arrow pointing to a different penis. I’m posting one of these screen-grabs. To participate in the contest, you, dear readers, need to do a little research and find out what species the penis below belongs to…ie, naming that schlong.  They’ll provide a green prize pack to the winner (details here)
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