Masturbation-opponent and Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnel has won the Republican primary. Check out the reaction from "Funny or Die."

Nice Try Tea Party, But Now All I Want to do is Masturbate in Delaware


Who thinks Christine could use a Hitachi Magic Wand?
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Hank Alvarez
Those people are nukin futz and if they leave me alone I won't cum on their faces. HHH
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It's funny, H. The more outwardly repressed people are the more I suspect deviant habits in private. After all, if you have to advertise your prudishness you just have to wonder what's lurking in the closet. In this case my vote is on ball gags and dog collars.
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Christine O'Connel is such a fucking nutbag I'm sure she'll win the next election.
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Hank Alvarez
Hey Tabu: You know how you can tell a Republican from a Democrat? The Democrat gets caught but it's with a woman. HHH
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