Why are there so many homes for battered women?

Because they just don't fucking listen!!

[Disclaimer: I don't normally explain jokes, but I would like to point out on this one that I think it's funny because the man's attitude is so ludicrous. If you weren't aware that beating women was wrong, you would not find any humour in this joke.]
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That offends my sense of moral decency so allow me to follow up with this:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
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Because these are fun, given that you have a good sense of humor

The Back of my hand, strong enough for a man, made for a woman
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