Badboy_69
A man at a bar casually leans over and asks a woman passing by, "Excuse me miss, do you have the time?"

"What?" she says loudly, "How DARE you proposition me you PERVERT!!!!"

Noticing that every eye in the place turned toward him, the man mumbles, "I just asked the time, Lady."

"I WILL CALL THE POLICE IF YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD!" she shrieks, but even louder this time.

Mortally embarrassed, the man slinks off to a corner of the bar. A few minutes later, the young woman approaches him with an apology.

"You'll have to excuse me" she said. "I'm writing a doctoral thesis on the response of human beings to sudden shocking statements."
   
The man looked at her curiously, then said in his loudest voice..

"YOU'LL DO ALL THAT, ALL NIGHT, FOR JUST TEN DOLLARS?!!!!!!!!"
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Adriana
Good one!
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