An elderly woman that had lost her husband decided that it was time to find a new husband.

Being the old fashioned woman she was, she put an add in the paper that stated: "Looking for a husband. Must not run around. Must never hit me. Also, MUST BE GOOD IN BED."

Well one day she heard the door bell ring. When she answered it, she was shocked to see a man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs.

Man: Afternoon ma'am. I'm here about your add in the paper.

Woman: You? But you're in a wheelchair.

Man: Well, you see I have no legs so I won't run around on you.

Woman: Go on. 

Man: You see I have no arms- so I can't hit you.

Woman: Yes that's true. But are you good in bed?

Man: I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
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