This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this sandal shop.

From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, "You foreigners! Come in.  Come indo my humble shop."  So the couple walked in.

The Indian man said to them, "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like great desert camel."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god that he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Indian man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years - raw sexual power!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his  pants, ripped down his own pants and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian's thighs.

The Indian man began screaming, "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"
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No comment on the joke...even tho it is cute...I just want to welcome Snowbunny back...she has been missing in action around here for awhile.
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