O.k, so you're shopping for a vibe or a dildo and seeing "1" diamter" this, "1.5" diamter" that but its hard to tell exactly what works for you. Here is a little tip if you want to get really precise:
Buy a large cucumber, peel it, then warm it for a few seconds in the microwave. Masturbate a little to get relaxed and in the mood. Then, Try inserting your new vegetable friend with some personal lube. If it doesn't fit comfortably, keep peeling it down till you've found the right size. Then cut it in half and measure the diameter across your vegetable cock. Voila! It's not as easy as figuring out your shoe size, but it works.
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