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An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeroncas, Stinsons, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.....

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was... but I just found out I'm a lesbian'.

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Adriana
LOL
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Hank Alvarez
I guess we're all pilots at heart. Hank
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Roadie
I have ALWAYS been a lesbian!!!
Lovin My Wife...Lovin Life

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mistress_kay
Haha. That's pretty great.
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Hank Alvarez
Roadie: you're just a dirty old man like me. Only you're a little younger so you're a "dirty old man in training." Hank
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