Roadie
The Penguin was having a problem with his car...it was leaking oil. So he took it to his local Grease Monkey to find out what the problem was.

Penguin:  My car is leaking oil and I don't know where it's leaking from.
Monkey:    It will take about an hour to find where the leak is...come back then.

Penguin went across the street to an ice cream store and ate vanilla ice cream until he was about to pop. An hour later, he went back to the car repair shop

Penguin:  Did you find the leak?
Monkey:  You blew a seal.
Penguin:  Nope, that's just vanilla ice cream..........
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