A lady walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.

The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"

The lady says "To kill my husband."

"WHAT? I can't sell you any for that reason!" exclaims the pharmacist.

The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife.

He looks at the photo and says "Oh, pardon me, I didn't realise you had a prescription."
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