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A journey with Slavette through the language of kink—with all due apologies to the late Edward Gorey.

A, B, C, D, whack, slap crack...

With an apologetic nod in the direction of Edward Gorey; more apologies to Joseph Bean, Jack Rinella and John Warren for getting the short straws on the “J name draw”; and my tongue firmly lodged in my cheek regarding the word “xerographically;” I offer the following definitions in hope that they educate and amuse.


A is for anal play: referring to things done inside the ass.
Also,
A is for androgyny: when for either gender you may pass.

B is for bondage: all kinds of physical restraint.
Besides,
B is for ball gag: which will silence any complaint.

C is for cock ring: a device used to display the “goods” and prolong the erection.
Concurrently,
C is for collar: a physical symbol of ownership, commitment, and protection.

D is for duct tape: great for many things except skin.
Diversely,
D is for Daddy: referring to orientation not actual kin.

E is for electrical play: ranging from muscle stimulation to light tingling sensation.
Equally,
E is for exhibitionist: who can provoke shock, applause, or humiliation.

F is for flogger: a versatile toy with tails which can both torture and tease.
Further,
F is for fucking machine: a technological wonder or the lazy man’s way to please.

G is for genital play: all kinds of toys used in a wonderful mixture.
Given,
G is for golden showers: think recycled beer if you want the picture.

H is for hair pulling: a sharp tug to punish or steady pressure for desire.
However,
H is for human furniture: such as an ashtray or a footstool to tease and admire.

I is for interrogation scene: role play that ranges from terror to humor.
Incidentally,
I is for intelligence: brains are a turn on, and that’s not just a rumor.

J is for Japanese bondage: which usually refers to the style and not the participants.
Jointly,
J is for Jay Wiseman: a prolific writer who teaches safety and sexual excellence.

K is for knife play: which rarely involves cutting or piercing any flesh.
Knowingly,
K is for kilt: which properly worn keeps everything aired and fresh.

L is for lingerie: sexy outfits which can be fun to wear and still more fun to tear.
Likewise,
L is for leather: a symbol so powerful that to attempt to define it even I wouldn’t dare.

M is for masturbation: on command or at will, all alone or with a date, with toys or by hand, if you haven’t tried it, it’s never too late.
Moreover,
M is for mind fucks: devilishly clever, sick and twisted, those evil pranks played which terrorize and titillate.

N is for needle play: a wonderful experience when done with caution and care.
Nevertheless,
N is for nylons: another functional fetish—fun to wear and tear.

O is for OTK: an old-fashioned over the knee spanking done to punish or to please.
Otherwise,
O is for obedience: a goal that for some is a struggle, while others achieve it with ease.

P is for polyamory: the practice of maintaining multiple, intimate consensual accords.
Plus,
P is for protocols: rules and procedures which provide structure in power exchange relationships, both through deeds and through words.

Q is for quickie: when you want it, need it, and gotta have it.
Quintessentially,
Q is for queer pride: reclaiming the label and finding the fit.

R is for riding crop: a sexy, classic and easy-to-use toy.
Regardless,
R is for rope: another classic which brings me great joy.

S is for Slavette: the author of this strange collection of rhyme and reason.
Similarly,
S is for slut: a compliment to those spreading joy in every season.

T is for tickling: a teasing torment that can lead to trauma or bliss.
Thematically,
T is for transvestite: someone whose clothes go from her closet to his.

U is for uncut: a slang term for an uncircumcised cock.
Unless,
U is for unwashed feet: a fetish named here to educate, not mock.

V is for vampirism: for some a fashion and for others an identity.
Verily,
V is for vibrators: give me a good one and, oh, sweet serenity.

W is for wax: hot dripping and splashing.
While,
W is for wrestling: hot grappling and clashing.

X is for X-rated movies: once shown in theatres and now vintage porn.
Xerographically,
X is for X-frame: a standard in dungeons long before kink was born.

Y is for yardstick: just the thing for a good schoolroom caning.
Yet,
Y is for yoke: a shoulder harness that’s useful for balance training.

Z is for zentai: the Japanese word for a skin-tight suit which covers the full body area.
Zealously,
Z is for zoophilia: a well-known fetish studied and named during the Victorian-era.

From A to Z twice over I went;
Hours pouring over a thesaurus I spent.
I’ll do it again time and inspiration permitting,
But my brain is fried, so for the moment, I’m quitting.
I must end this little vocabulary dissertation,
Since other pressing matters require my consideration.
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Adriana
This is really cute
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