Hank Alvarez
The general's cute driver picked him up at his quarters and a couple of miles later down the road the vehicle quit. The driver broke out an emergency set of tools and she raised the hood. The general looked into the tool box and asked, "Want a screw driver?"
"Might as well," she answered, "This damn vehicle isn't going anywhere."
 
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Roadie
LMAO...
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Hank Alvarez
Hey Roadie:

Speak English will ya? LOL= lot of laughs/lot of love? That I can usually get it from the context but for us older folks what the hell is the abbreviation LMAO mean? Or is it something dirty? HHH
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Tabu Toypro
LMAO = laughing my ass off.

and there's always the variety with the F thrown in
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Roadie
HHH...I know you are going to ask about the variation...LMFAO = Laffing My FUCKING Ass Off

Or how about ROFLMFAO = Rolling on Floor Laffing My Fucking Ass Off...

Or one I made up years ago...FOKLMFAO...Fell Off Keyboard Laffing My Fucking Ass Off...

Aren't I helpful???
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P Gell
FMAO?

No, stop it.
I can be tolerant of almost anything....except Intolerance........and Dairy Products
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Roadie
Hee hee...
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Hank Alvarez
You guys make my day. Thanks, HHH
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