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I found this gem on Nerve.com. Jennifer Rhodes writes a hilariously honest confession about why she was dubbed "Swimming Pool". And if you haven't figured it out yet, she's also been called Puddles, Betsy Wetsy and The Nile.

She briefly describes a few of the men she's dated, and reveals her nicknames for them as well their reactions to her gushing. Well written and really, really funny. Here are some highlights:

Mr. "You Leakin' It, You Sleep In It": It was only in our post-coital state that he would grow noticeably malicious. It didn't matter whose side of the bed the wet spot was on, he made it exceedingly clear that anything that came out of me was my mess and I would sleep in it.

Mr. MC Hammer (a.k.a., "You Can't Touch This": With the Hammer, any genitalia-to-sheet contact was strictly forbidden. (He) devised an arsenal of positions (complete with illustrations for my edification) to keep my crotch — and any potential of it staining his sheets — at bay. I never understood what made this man so fanatical about his sheets; they were only 200-threadcount and not even that cute.

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Adriana
We tend to have sex on my side of the bed, probably because toys and lube are  usually on my nightstand.. so I get stuck with the wet spot mostly.
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My good friend just went through this with a guy she just met who freaked out and insisted she change the sheets like she was a bad puppy or something. Whats worse is she did it!!
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Adriana
So I just now read this. I didn't realize it was about the woman's wetspot. While I contribute, I'm pretty sure most of our wet comes from HIM. Does that not happen to pretty much everyone who doesn't use condoms?
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Tabu Toypro
I bet there is an equally hilarious story that men could write about how women say would say get "it" off me - NOW. But this one is a female who gets overly wet, all the time. Doesn't sound like she squirts, per se, but she's definitely got no need for lubricant. 
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Roadie
Dreamer and I use the middle of the bed...that way it becomes an equal opportunity wet spot...we both end up with a crunchy place in the morning...
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Hank Alvarez
Seems to me that the wet spot is reality. These guys sound like they're just ill mannered. Try the kitchen counter until you can find a replacement for stud service. My wife and I have opted for the middle like Roadie and Dreamer or the edge of the bed on my side because of my arthritis. But I'm sorry ladies, I'm sure if I treated my wife like that she would be. Hank
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But most men are idiots and wouldn't know a g-spot orgasm from an epileptic seizure. (Present company excluded.)
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P Gell
My Man is happy to admit at least half the "mess" is his. We just keep some hand towels near the bed, or go and get some clean bath towels if it gets really wet. Just put them under you or over the "spot" and neither of you sleep in the spot which eventually will turn cold and damp. Ain't no thing. Neither of us mind. It's just, as the Man calls it "Sex Juice."

What a weird guy this poster dated. Who's afraid of a little Sex Juice?
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Tabu Toypro
P Gell wrote:

What a weird guy this poster dated. Who's afraid of a little Sex Juice?


I think the problem is that she has a LOT of sex juice. Too much. And some of her past partners have known not what to think of it. I found it to be a pretty funny read.
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ireallywanttoknow
My wife and I keep towels near by and use them to clean up after and one of them is usually laid over the offending wet spot so neither one of us really has to lay in it.  It is a little "friendly fun" type argument that we have about  who it belongs to.  She also will "in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position" and slide herself down my leg on purpose with that little "OOPS did I do that" grin.  If we are in missionary especially I will slide my Johnson over her with that same sort of grin on my face.  We think its a little good natured fun in the sack.  Others may think its gross.  It comes off when you take a shower.
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P Gell
Adriana wrote:

We tend to have sex on my side of the bed, probably because toys and lube are  usually on my nightstand.. so I get stuck with the wet spot mostly.


Yeah, we do also. The lube and some of the toys are in the cubbie over my head. (BIG old waterbed with the huge well stocked headboard,with mirrors and shelves and doors, even places for lights like in a vintage porn movie.)  Well, some of the toys are in his Captains drawer under the bed, but the Plug In Vibe is on my side, (Could we get this more complicated? LOL!)  so although we usually go all over the bed, (fell off a couple of times ) we usually end up on my side. I just keep a towel in the bedroom, and throw it down afterward. Yeah, if you have a lot of oral sex, a lot of it can come from him. My Man admits to a good portion of the Spot being his, even before he comes.

Last night we had three concentrated small wet spots and I couldn't tell if they were Peter Tracks or if he'd hit my G Spot again, or what they were. A towel covers a multitude of.....sins.....or wet spots.
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