A mother is driving her 5 year old son to soccer practice when they get cut off by a garbage truck. As the truck swerves in front of them, a 12 inch dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says,
"Don't worry; that was just a special kind of insect."

To which, her 5 year old replies, "Wow Mommy. I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
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msjuicyjuice
These modern day kids are just too smart for there own good.
Ms.Juicyjuice
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Adriana
i love it!
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