Hank Alvarez
    My boss and his wife drove to Vegas and by the time they arrived she was car sick. He took her to their room and suggested she take  a nap. Not feeling well she retired and he went to the elevator to go down to the casino. A curvaceous blonde got on at the next floor down and all she was wearing was a trench coat. When they were alone in the elevator she whipped it open and asked, "How would you like some of this?"
    He took an eye filling look and asked, "How much?"
    "Two hundred dollars," she replied.
    "Oh I never pay more than twenty bucks," he replied hoping to get the price down. She closed her coat and got off at the next floor in a huff.
    Later that evening his wife was much improved and they decided to go down to one of the resort restaurants for dinner. They got on the elevator and who joined them but same luscious hooker. She looked over his wife all the way down to the casino floor and when the doors opened she looked at him and said, "See what you get for twenty bucks  you cheap bastard."
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Adriana
ouch
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Rusalka
heheh
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Hank Alvarez
I don't know how this got resurrected but I submitted this joke a long time ago. I guess TV isn't the only place you see re-runs. HHH
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