You Might Be A Wannabe (Subs)

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If you don't know what "R/L" means... you might be a Wannabe

If you think it's not necessary to communicate what you need or want to your Dom because what you want is not important... you might be a Wannabe

If you've never considered the possibility that your online Master is really a 14-year-old named Jason... you might be a Wannabe.

If you think being collared and spanked online qualifies you as an experienced sub... you might be a Wannabe.

If you think you have no limits... you might be a Wannabe

If you think using your safeword means you're not a "real" sub... you might be a Wannabe

If you consent to wearing a Dom/Domme's brand at your first R/L session with Him or Her... you might be a Wannabe

If you think bruises and broken limbs are standard bdsm play....you might be a Wannabe

If you think you must have total respect for anyone who calls himself/herself Dom/Domme... you might be a Wannabe

If you think the best sub is the one who can stand the most pain... you might be a Wannabe

If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe

If you consent your first live meet with a Dom/me without using a safety net... you might be a Wannabe

If you think being a sub is all about being abused... you might be a Wannabe

If you think CBT means "Come and Bring Toys"... you might be a Wannabe

If you have to remove your collar so your Master can walk his dog... you might be a Wannabe (and your Dom is really cheap)

If you think sub-space is the cage a Dom keeps His or Her sub in... you might be a Wannabe

If you think enemas are only given for medicinal purposes...you might be a Wannabe

If you think submission means never saying "no"... you might be a Wannabe

If you have to spit out your chewing tobacco before you can be gagged... you might be a redneck as well as a Wannabe
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I have to admit I'm guilty of 1 or 2 of those... :-[
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Here's another one going around on the net that's pretty funny..

Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master/Mistress


10: How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer?

09: Yeah, right... SPANK THIS!

08: Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right?

07: God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you!

06: And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle?

05: Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night. Some other time, perhaps?

04: Spanking? I-THINK-NOT!

03: Who died and left you in charge?

02: Do your own damn laundry!

and the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master...

01: What do I look like, your maid?

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